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Kiwifruit, including skin. Though when I was on codeine after dislocating my ribs (from coughing of all things, whooping cough is evil), even that tried and true method was no match.0
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TheReloader wrote: »A thumb and a little hard work
OK how did this one make it through with no questions........Like WTF????? a thumb.......I must have lead a very sheltered life.....
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TheReloader wrote: »A thumb and a little hard work
OK how did this one make it through with no questions........Like WTF????? a thumb.......I must have lead a very sheltered life.....
I am not sure how to answer this but digital rectal stimulation is actually a medical technique for removing compacted faeces due to constipation
there now you know something you never wanted to know eh?0 -
TheReloader wrote: »A thumb and a little hard work
OK how did this one make it through with no questions........Like WTF????? a thumb.......I must have lead a very sheltered life.....
I am not sure how to answer this but digital rectal stimulation is actually a medical technique for removing compacted faeces due to constipation
there now you know something you never wanted to know eh?
......
aaaaaaand sugar free Haribo it is!
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Alatariel75 wrote: »TheReloader wrote: »A thumb and a little hard work
OK how did this one make it through with no questions........Like WTF????? a thumb.......I must have lead a very sheltered life.....
I am not sure how to answer this but digital rectal stimulation is actually a medical technique for removing compacted faeces due to constipation
there now you know something you never wanted to know eh?
......
aaaaaaand sugar free Haribo it is!
ya sure now?
"Digital Rectal Stimulation
Digital rectal stimulation often provides safe and effective constipation relief, with the advantage that it can be performed at home by untrained personnel. The basic technique involves gentle insertion of a gloved, lubricated finger--or for babies and young children, a lubricated metal or plastic thermometer or cotton swab--into the constipated person’s rectum. For an adult, insert the full length of the finger, with the pads of the finger initially facing in the direction of the patient’s spine. Slowly and gently rotate the finger until the pad of the finger faces the belly button and the procedure is often repeated several times. According to surgeons Ahmed Shafik, M.D., Ph.D. and Olfat El-Sibai, M.D., Ph.D., digital rectal stimulation works three ways: by relaxing the anal sphincter, decreasing the acuity of the angle between the rectum and the *kitten* and promoting the contraction of the smooth muscle of the colon. In some cases, especially infants and elderly people, a physician may recommend digital rectal stimulation before medications because of the risk of medication side effects."
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LOL at it blocking the word 'a.n.a.l' .. somehow seems appropriate
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Alatariel75 wrote: »TheReloader wrote: »A thumb and a little hard work
OK how did this one make it through with no questions........Like WTF????? a thumb.......I must have lead a very sheltered life.....
I am not sure how to answer this but digital rectal stimulation is actually a medical technique for removing compacted faeces due to constipation
there now you know something you never wanted to know eh?
......
aaaaaaand sugar free Haribo it is!
ya sure now?
"Digital Rectal Stimulation
Digital rectal stimulation often provides safe and effective constipation relief, with the advantage that it can be performed at home by untrained personnel. The basic technique involves gentle insertion of a gloved, lubricated finger--or for babies and young children, a lubricated metal or plastic thermometer or cotton swab--into the constipated person’s rectum. For an adult, insert the full length of the finger, with the pads of the finger initially facing in the direction of the patient’s spine. Slowly and gently rotate the finger until the pad of the finger faces the belly button and the procedure is often repeated several times. According to surgeons Ahmed Shafik, M.D., Ph.D. and Olfat El-Sibai, M.D., Ph.D., digital rectal stimulation works three ways: by relaxing the anal sphincter, decreasing the acuity of the angle between the rectum and the *kitten* and promoting the contraction of the smooth muscle of the colon. In some cases, especially infants and elderly people, a physician may recommend digital rectal stimulation before medications because of the risk of medication side effects."
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I'm equal parts disturbed and titillated 0 -
Alatariel75 wrote: »Alatariel75 wrote: »TheReloader wrote: »A thumb and a little hard work
OK how did this one make it through with no questions........Like WTF????? a thumb.......I must have lead a very sheltered life.....
I am not sure how to answer this but digital rectal stimulation is actually a medical technique for removing compacted faeces due to constipation
there now you know something you never wanted to know eh?
......
aaaaaaand sugar free Haribo it is!
ya sure now?
"Digital Rectal Stimulation
Digital rectal stimulation often provides safe and effective constipation relief, with the advantage that it can be performed at home by untrained personnel. The basic technique involves gentle insertion of a gloved, lubricated finger--or for babies and young children, a lubricated metal or plastic thermometer or cotton swab--into the constipated person’s rectum. For an adult, insert the full length of the finger, with the pads of the finger initially facing in the direction of the patient’s spine. Slowly and gently rotate the finger until the pad of the finger faces the belly button and the procedure is often repeated several times. According to surgeons Ahmed Shafik, M.D., Ph.D. and Olfat El-Sibai, M.D., Ph.D., digital rectal stimulation works three ways: by relaxing the anal sphincter, decreasing the acuity of the angle between the rectum and the *kitten* and promoting the contraction of the smooth muscle of the colon. In some cases, especially infants and elderly people, a physician may recommend digital rectal stimulation before medications because of the risk of medication side effects."
chuckle
I'm equal parts disturbed and titillated
bahahahahaaa .. and this is why I love you0 -
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Alatariel75 wrote: »Alatariel75 wrote: »TheReloader wrote: »A thumb and a little hard work
OK how did this one make it through with no questions........Like WTF????? a thumb.......I must have lead a very sheltered life.....
I am not sure how to answer this but digital rectal stimulation is actually a medical technique for removing compacted faeces due to constipation
there now you know something you never wanted to know eh?
......
aaaaaaand sugar free Haribo it is!
ya sure now?
"Digital Rectal Stimulation
Digital rectal stimulation often provides safe and effective constipation relief, with the advantage that it can be performed at home by untrained personnel. The basic technique involves gentle insertion of a gloved, lubricated finger--or for babies and young children, a lubricated metal or plastic thermometer or cotton swab--into the constipated person’s rectum. For an adult, insert the full length of the finger, with the pads of the finger initially facing in the direction of the patient’s spine. Slowly and gently rotate the finger until the pad of the finger faces the belly button and the procedure is often repeated several times. According to surgeons Ahmed Shafik, M.D., Ph.D. and Olfat El-Sibai, M.D., Ph.D., digital rectal stimulation works three ways: by relaxing the anal sphincter, decreasing the acuity of the angle between the rectum and the *kitten* and promoting the contraction of the smooth muscle of the colon. In some cases, especially infants and elderly people, a physician may recommend digital rectal stimulation before medications because of the risk of medication side effects."
chuckle
I'm equal parts disturbed and titillated
bahahahahaaa .. and this is why I love you
Aw shucks!
...now, can I borrow a thumb?0 -
Alatariel75 wrote: »Alatariel75 wrote: »Alatariel75 wrote: »TheReloader wrote: »A thumb and a little hard work
OK how did this one make it through with no questions........Like WTF????? a thumb.......I must have lead a very sheltered life.....
I am not sure how to answer this but digital rectal stimulation is actually a medical technique for removing compacted faeces due to constipation
there now you know something you never wanted to know eh?
......
aaaaaaand sugar free Haribo it is!
ya sure now?
"Digital Rectal Stimulation
Digital rectal stimulation often provides safe and effective constipation relief, with the advantage that it can be performed at home by untrained personnel. The basic technique involves gentle insertion of a gloved, lubricated finger--or for babies and young children, a lubricated metal or plastic thermometer or cotton swab--into the constipated person’s rectum. For an adult, insert the full length of the finger, with the pads of the finger initially facing in the direction of the patient’s spine. Slowly and gently rotate the finger until the pad of the finger faces the belly button and the procedure is often repeated several times. According to surgeons Ahmed Shafik, M.D., Ph.D. and Olfat El-Sibai, M.D., Ph.D., digital rectal stimulation works three ways: by relaxing the anal sphincter, decreasing the acuity of the angle between the rectum and the *kitten* and promoting the contraction of the smooth muscle of the colon. In some cases, especially infants and elderly people, a physician may recommend digital rectal stimulation before medications because of the risk of medication side effects."
chuckle
I'm equal parts disturbed and titillated
bahahahahaaa .. and this is why I love you
Aw shucks!
...now, can I borrow a thumb?
ask fatjon
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Alatariel75 wrote: »Alatariel75 wrote: »Alatariel75 wrote: »TheReloader wrote: »A thumb and a little hard work
OK how did this one make it through with no questions........Like WTF????? a thumb.......I must have lead a very sheltered life.....
I am not sure how to answer this but digital rectal stimulation is actually a medical technique for removing compacted faeces due to constipation
there now you know something you never wanted to know eh?
......
aaaaaaand sugar free Haribo it is!
ya sure now?
"Digital Rectal Stimulation
Digital rectal stimulation often provides safe and effective constipation relief, with the advantage that it can be performed at home by untrained personnel. The basic technique involves gentle insertion of a gloved, lubricated finger--or for babies and young children, a lubricated metal or plastic thermometer or cotton swab--into the constipated person’s rectum. For an adult, insert the full length of the finger, with the pads of the finger initially facing in the direction of the patient’s spine. Slowly and gently rotate the finger until the pad of the finger faces the belly button and the procedure is often repeated several times. According to surgeons Ahmed Shafik, M.D., Ph.D. and Olfat El-Sibai, M.D., Ph.D., digital rectal stimulation works three ways: by relaxing the anal sphincter, decreasing the acuity of the angle between the rectum and the *kitten* and promoting the contraction of the smooth muscle of the colon. In some cases, especially infants and elderly people, a physician may recommend digital rectal stimulation before medications because of the risk of medication side effects."
chuckle
I'm equal parts disturbed and titillated
bahahahahaaa .. and this is why I love you
Aw shucks!
...now, can I borrow a thumb?
ask fatjon
you can borrow mine......its your's I wont be burrowing........(misspelling meant...;)0 -
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