Intergalactic Male Hive Mind Announcement!!
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In for the sandwiches and beer.0
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Another topic for next meeting:
From here on out the use of the term "TOM" is a name and not a puzzling female bodily function.0 -
PB and J is the favorite sammich? :noway:0
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why choose? I believe this fulfills all 3 requirements...
*Mind blown*
We will need to form a special committee.0 -
PB and J is the favorite sammich? :noway:
Any sammich that includes a B & J is kickass, man law.0 -
Another topic for next meeting:
From here on out the use of the term "TOM" is a name and not a puzzling female bodily function.
will the term menstruation be used at the meeting?0 -
NO, there are no vaginas in attendence so I don't see how it is relevant.Another topic for next meeting:
From here on out the use of the term "TOM" is a name and not a puzzling female bodily function.
will the term menstruation be used at the meeting?0 -
as long as I can be the secretary who takes the minutes and makes the sandwicheswhy choose? I believe this fulfills all 3 requirements...
*Mind blown*
We will need to form a special committee.0 -
Hahahahaa!0
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as long as I can be the secretary who takes the minutes and makes the sandwicheswhy choose? I believe this fulfills all 3 requirements...
*Mind blown*
We will need to form a special committee.
No women in the chambers. You may, however, provide sandwiches outside.0 -
I thought results of such meetings were to be distributed by legerdemain, flase trails, subliminal meesaging, deception, and clandestine word of mouth so to protect the Secrecy of the hive.
Foo. Now we gotta shoot someone.0 -
This whole thread is win.0
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Yes sir. And I will do it without saying a word, with a smile on my face.
as long as I can be the secretary who takes the minutes and makes the sandwicheswhy choose? I believe this fulfills all 3 requirements...
*Mind blown*
We will need to form a special committee.
No women in the chambers. You may, however, provide sandwiches outside.0 -
I got cramps..PS love the nail polish0
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I thought results of such meetings were to be distributed by legerdemain, flase trails, subliminal meesaging, deception, and clandestine word of mouth so to protect the Secrecy of the hive.
Foo. Now we gotta shoot someone.
Uh oh.0 -
I thought results of such meetings were to be distributed by legerdemain, flase trails, subliminal meesaging, deception, and clandestine word of mouth so to protect the Secrecy of the hive.
Foo. Now we gotta shoot someone.
We voted to come forth from the shadows. Clearly our existance was fooling no one, considering the volume of "What do men like?" threads. We are now erasing all doubt that we do, in fact, all think the same things.0 -
Still so many questions?
(what if I'm not a ruffles OR lace OR all the way nothing kind of girl? Would jewelry, a tiara or headband and 4 inch pumps meant only for horizontal endeavors be acceptable to adorn the nothing?)0 -
Though we have a no female rule for the meetings, given my past experience with large numbers of males it might not be a bad idea to elect a female observer (She shal not talk unless there is a life threatening situation). We tend to have too much fun when left alone which sometimes leads to overly ambitious and dangerous activities so having a female to lower the fun factor to safe levels may be a good thing. I may be speaking nonesense though.0
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beware the female infiltrates trying to take your focus off the important issues. They know your mind is only capable of focusing on one thing.
Also I see many english western thinkers on here I assume as it's intergalactic it is open to all species. Where is the input from the martians and french?0 -
Though we have a no female rule for the meetings, given my past experience with large numbers of males it might not be a bad idea to elect a female observer (She shal not talk unless there is a life threatening situation). We tend to have too much fun when left alone which sometimes leads to overly ambitious and dangerous activities so having a female to lower the fun factor to safe levels may be a good thing. I may be speaking nonesense though.
sounds like the infiltrates have already reached your brain. The female hive does not have this issue. We are usually quickly spurn and start attacking with catty b-tchy gossip to those who would question.0 -
beware the female infiltrates trying to take your focus off the important issues. They know your mind is only capable of focusing on one thing.
Also I see many english western thinkers on here I assume as it's intergalactic it is open to all species. Where is the input from the martians and french?
The French "men" were voted out of the hive mind years ago for wearing those silly hats...and for mimes.0 -
Though we have a no female rule for the meetings, given my past experience with large numbers of males it might not be a bad idea to elect a female observer (She shal not talk unless there is a life threatening situation). We tend to have too much fun when left alone which sometimes leads to overly ambitious and dangerous activities so having a female to lower the fun factor to safe levels may be a good thing. I may be speaking nonesense though.
WE HAVE A SPY!!!!!!0 -
Did I read something about women in chambers? Sounds very interesting!0
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Did I read something about women in chambers? Sounds very interesting!
not really they say you are going in there for a frosting party but it's not really frosting0 -
Though we have a no female rule for the meetings, given my past experience with large numbers of males it might not be a bad idea to elect a female observer (She shal not talk unless there is a life threatening situation). We tend to have too much fun when left alone which sometimes leads to overly ambitious and dangerous activities so having a female to lower the fun factor to safe levels may be a good thing. I may be speaking nonesense though.
WE HAVE A SPY!!!!!!
She would have to be nude of course!0 -
I read that as Ruffles vs Lays vs Nothing. I'm still bitter over the Sandwich bit, clearly.
That's what i was HOPING it was going to say.0 -
Lost me at nude? Oh a spy, shoot her.0
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as long as I can be the secretary who takes the minutes and makes the sandwicheswhy choose? I believe this fulfills all 3 requirements...
*Mind blown*
We will need to form a special committee.
No women in the chambers. You may, however, provide sandwiches outside.
The sandwiches must be served while wearing that item above to help the committee decide.0 -
I submit myself for reprogramming.0
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I don't believe it for a second. I think he is just telling us what he thinks we want to hear.
[off to work on my thigh gap]0
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