Intergalactic Male Hive Mind Announcement!!

Timshel_

I thought results of such meetings were to be distributed by legerdemain, flase trails, subliminal meesaging, deception, and clandestine word of mouth so to protect the Secrecy of the hive.

Foo. Now we gotta shoot someone.

KodAkuraMacKyen

This whole thread is win.

tehboxingkitteh

why choose? I believe this fulfills all 3 requirements...

*Mind blown*

We will need to form a special committee.

as long as I can be the secretary who takes the minutes and makes the sandwiches

No women in the chambers. You may, however, provide sandwiches outside.

Yes sir. And I will do it without saying a word, with a smile on my face.

KimbleeDawn

I got cramps..PS love the nail polish

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

I thought results of such meetings were to be distributed by legerdemain, flase trails, subliminal meesaging, deception, and clandestine word of mouth so to protect the Secrecy of the hive.

Foo. Now we gotta shoot someone.

Uh oh.

whierd

I thought results of such meetings were to be distributed by legerdemain, flase trails, subliminal meesaging, deception, and clandestine word of mouth so to protect the Secrecy of the hive.

Foo. Now we gotta shoot someone.

We voted to come forth from the shadows. Clearly our existance was fooling no one, considering the volume of "What do men like?" threads. We are now erasing all doubt that we do, in fact, all think the same things.

MyChocolateDiet

Still so many questions?

(what if I'm not a ruffles OR lace OR all the way nothing kind of girl? Would jewelry, a tiara or headband and 4 inch pumps meant only for horizontal endeavors be acceptable to adorn the nothing?)

liftingbro

Though we have a no female rule for the meetings, given my past experience with large numbers of males it might not be a bad idea to elect a female observer (She shal not talk unless there is a life threatening situation). We tend to have too much fun when left alone which sometimes leads to overly ambitious and dangerous activities so having a female to lower the fun factor to safe levels may be a good thing. I may be speaking nonesense though.

ldrosophila

beware the female infiltrates trying to take your focus off the important issues. They know your mind is only capable of focusing on one thing.

Also I see many english western thinkers on here I assume as it's intergalactic it is open to all species. Where is the input from the martians and french?

ldrosophila

Though we have a no female rule for the meetings, given my past experience with large numbers of males it might not be a bad idea to elect a female observer (She shal not talk unless there is a life threatening situation). We tend to have too much fun when left alone which sometimes leads to overly ambitious and dangerous activities so having a female to lower the fun factor to safe levels may be a good thing. I may be speaking nonesense though.

sounds like the infiltrates have already reached your brain. The female hive does not have this issue. We are usually quickly spurn and start attacking with catty b-tchy gossip to those who would question.

iAMsmiling

beware the female infiltrates trying to take your focus off the important issues. They know your mind is only capable of focusing on one thing.

Also I see many english western thinkers on here I assume as it's intergalactic it is open to all species. Where is the input from the martians and french?

The French "men" were voted out of the hive mind years ago for wearing those silly hats...and for mimes.

whierd

Though we have a no female rule for the meetings, given my past experience with large numbers of males it might not be a bad idea to elect a female observer (She shal not talk unless there is a life threatening situation). We tend to have too much fun when left alone which sometimes leads to overly ambitious and dangerous activities so having a female to lower the fun factor to safe levels may be a good thing. I may be speaking nonesense though.

WE HAVE A SPY!!!!!!

tammys_changing

Did I read something about women in chambers? Sounds very interesting!

ldrosophila

Did I read something about women in chambers? Sounds very interesting!

not really they say you are going in there for a frosting party but it's not really frosting

liftingbro

Though we have a no female rule for the meetings, given my past experience with large numbers of males it might not be a bad idea to elect a female observer (She shal not talk unless there is a life threatening situation). We tend to have too much fun when left alone which sometimes leads to overly ambitious and dangerous activities so having a female to lower the fun factor to safe levels may be a good thing. I may be speaking nonesense though.

WE HAVE A SPY!!!!!!

She would have to be nude of course!

lilRicki

I read that as Ruffles vs Lays vs Nothing. I'm still bitter over the Sandwich bit, clearly.

That's what i was HOPING it was going to say.

Just_Scott

Lost me at nude? Oh a spy, shoot her.

vtmoon

why choose? I believe this fulfills all 3 requirements...

*Mind blown*

We will need to form a special committee.

as long as I can be the secretary who takes the minutes and makes the sandwiches

No women in the chambers. You may, however, provide sandwiches outside.

The sandwiches must be served while wearing that item above to help the committee decide.

liftingbro

I submit myself for reprogramming.

bumblebums

I don't believe it for a second. I think he is just telling us what he thinks we want to hear.

[off to work on my thigh gap]