If you were the opposite sex
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I would go do all the crap I can't do right now, using my extra upper body strength, height, and testosterone! dude I would run to the gym and lift all the things. Fix all the crap on my car with my hand strength because I could actually turn the dadgum wrenches and stuff. And then after that, I would kick my pants off and do the thing with the thing.
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No matter what you look like if you message women randomly and ask weird questions she will picture you like this.0 -
Let's pair up measurement dude with Overly Attached Girlfriend. XD0
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Gabrielm80 wrote: »
No matter what you look like if you message women randomly and ask weird questions she will picture you like this.
That guy is definitely bringing the crazy with those eyes.
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I also want to say something that dudes may not know. I can't speak for all women, but for at least some of us, having ( o )( o ) is like having elbows. They just exist. They don't give any special pleasures except visually. Leastways, that's my life. It's just decoration that I use to get husband's attention. (no kids)0
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ladykate26 wrote: »ladykate26 wrote: »
People would intentionally punch themselves in the balls??! You guys are crazy! Of course labour is sore-er than that! Leave your poor balls alone!
You are the only man I have heard say this! +10 brownie points for you my friend!
And where do I get these brownies, of which you speak?!
Also, is helicopering a soft willy as unsexy as swinging it from side to side??
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jennifer_417 wrote: »
No, but I would be such a girl.0 -
I would pee standing up...but would probably be a little off target and leave a puddle on the floor. After all, I won't have had much practice, and my husband and sons have been peeing while standing for years and still can't hit the toilet with perfect accuracy.0
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I would teabag everything. EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE.0
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I'd want to just live out a day and notice the difference in our lives.... Maybe the things men do that annoy me are actually genetic mutations0
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I would go do all the crap I can't do right now, using my extra upper body strength, height, and testosterone! dude I would run to the gym and lift all the things. Fix all the crap on my car with my hand strength because I could actually turn the dadgum wrenches and stuff. And then after that, I would kick my pants off and do the thing with the thing.
I can only not do the thing with thing because I don't have a thing. But I can do everything else. Without all the testosterone.
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I'd wear yoga pants/leggings and go to the mall to see what it feels like to be ogled for my sexy bod. See how many dbag gusy ask me for my number lol0
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I would go to a garage/ car service centre with a female friend and enjoy being the one who gets the eye contact from the mechanic as he explains what is wrong with the car!
(cos apparently women know nothing about cars) 0 -
I also want to say something that dudes may not know. I can't speak for all women, but for at least some of us, having ( o )( o ) is like having elbows. They just exist. They don't give any special pleasures except visually. Leastways, that's my life. It's just decoration that I use to get husband's attention. (no kids)
This made me laugh so true!
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I would want to definitely have sex. And to get kicked in the nuts to see if it was really as bad as all you guys say it is.1
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I would prefer that. I have to send my wife in to get my oil changed because when I go, they look at me funny and say, "We could just sell you the oil and you could change it yourself. It's a lot cheaper."0 -
I also want to say something that dudes may not know. I can't speak for all women, but for at least some of us, having ( o )( o ) is like having elbows. They just exist. They don't give any special pleasures except visually. Leastways, that's my life. It's just decoration that I use to get husband's attention. (no kids)
But us guys are glad you have those decorations and love to look at them and play with them!!!0 -
Play with my boobs and spend the day in a locker room.0
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ladykate26 wrote: »Wee up a wall!
Way overrated!0 -
I would have a bad reputation.........0
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Look at myself in the mirror all day0
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I would probably spend all day windmilling my dick.
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I would experience how is it feel like to be a hot girl who is ambling down the street in a sunny day and how many guys are bothering me.0
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