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    If you were the opposite sex

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    • Posts: 21 Member
      I'd have a shower, see what takes so God damn long!
    • Posts: 1,241 Member
      I second the playing with things and multiple orgasms - I would also want to try what having your period means (after the playing and multiple orgasms obviously!).... just to understand what really goes on in a woman mind!!
    • Posts: 1,241 Member
      rothca12 wrote: »
      I would probably spend all day windmilling my dick.

      Drawing whilst pissing is another cool thing we can do with it but yeah - windmills are defo up there!

    • Posts: 1,241 Member
      OdesAngel wrote: »
      I would teabag everything. EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE.

      YOU THE MAN!

    • Posts: 675 Member
      I would see myself naked in the mirror and feel embarrassed
    • Posts: 733 Member
      get a speeding ticket then flash my boobs at the officer.... see that if that really works
    • Posts: 918 Member
      I would pee on stuff, run without feeling boobs, do the helicopter with my junk and walk around with no shirt on.
    • Posts: 4,537 Member
      jennifer_417 wrote: »
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      How is that different from what guys do?

      That wasn't the question
    • Posts: 305 Member
      justinegibbons wrote: »
      I would pee on stuff, run without feeling boobs, do the helicopter with my junk and walk around with no shirt on.

      lol :)

    • Posts: 3 Member
      I would get a job at the local strip club and make as much money as I could while it lasted.
    • Posts: 7,026 Member
      have sex.
    • Posts: 388 Member
      I would try to motorboat myself
    • Posts: 1,168 Member
      I'd go to work, claim sexual harassment and force them to settle out of court for millions, then quit my job.

    • Posts: 4 Member
      I'd pee in the snow
    • Posts: 1,168 Member
      carriemomof22010 wrote: »
      I'd pee in the snow

      You can't do that now? LOL ;)
    • Posts: 517 Member
      Do a bunch of dumb *kitten* and blame my penis
    • Posts: 675 Member
      I would shake my *kitten* while strolling.
    • Posts: 249 Member
      I'd mushroom stamp my friends on the forehead when they are sleeping like they do to me.
    • Posts: 675 Member
      I would be taken by now.
    • Posts: 649 Member
      Id use the stairclimber in the gym, always wanted to try it. :-)
    • Posts: 9,137 Member
      I'd run in high heels For no logical reason whatsoever. Really!
    • Posts: 276 Member
      wiggle my "thing" around because i want to know what that's like...
    • Posts: 9,137 Member
      Pee standing up, so I can finally understand why women don't/can't do this
    • Posts: 276 Member
      write my name in the snow with pee... because why not?
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    • Posts: 3,974 Member
      Run in a sports bra and short shorts to see what all the fuss is about
    • Posts: 9,137 Member
      Continue to use the men's room (cause who wants to wait in line)
    • Posts: 9,137 Member
      Continue to use the men's room (cause who wants to wait in line)
    • Posts: 9,137 Member
      Dance, without looking like this:
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    • Posts: 1,274 Member
      emma-watson-embarrassed.gif Can't say.
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