If you were the opposite sex

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  • raiden6
    raiden6 Posts: 21 Member
    I'd have a shower, see what takes so God damn long!
  • abadvat
    abadvat Posts: 1,241 Member
    I second the playing with things and multiple orgasms - I would also want to try what having your period means (after the playing and multiple orgasms obviously!).... just to understand what really goes on in a woman mind!!
  • abadvat
    abadvat Posts: 1,241 Member
    rothca12 wrote: »
    I would probably spend all day windmilling my dick.

    Drawing whilst pissing is another cool thing we can do with it but yeah - windmills are defo up there!

  • abadvat
    abadvat Posts: 1,241 Member
    OdesAngel wrote: »
    I would teabag everything. EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE.

    YOU THE MAN!

  • needernt
    needernt Posts: 675 Member
    I would see myself naked in the mirror and feel embarrassed
  • Tomm88
    Tomm88 Posts: 733 Member
    get a speeding ticket then flash my boobs at the officer.... see that if that really works
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
    I would pee on stuff, run without feeling boobs, do the helicopter with my junk and walk around with no shirt on.
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    jennifer_417 wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    I'd lift weights and brag about it

    How is that different from what guys do?

    That wasn't the question
  • ranyy12
    ranyy12 Posts: 305 Member
    justinegibbons wrote: »
    I would pee on stuff, run without feeling boobs, do the helicopter with my junk and walk around with no shirt on.

    lol :)

  • elidabear
    elidabear Posts: 3 Member
    I would get a job at the local strip club and make as much money as I could while it lasted.
  • SugarBabyGirl
    SugarBabyGirl Posts: 7,026 Member
    have sex.
  • jlima845
    jlima845 Posts: 388 Member
    I would try to motorboat myself
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    I'd go to work, claim sexual harassment and force them to settle out of court for millions, then quit my job.

  • carriemomof22010
    carriemomof22010 Posts: 4 Member
    I'd pee in the snow
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    carriemomof22010 wrote: »
    I'd pee in the snow

    You can't do that now? LOL ;)
  • MissMary75044
    MissMary75044 Posts: 517 Member
    Do a bunch of dumb *kitten* and blame my penis
  • needernt
    needernt Posts: 675 Member
    I would shake my *kitten* while strolling.
  • kamber13
    kamber13 Posts: 249 Member
    I'd mushroom stamp my friends on the forehead when they are sleeping like they do to me.
  • needernt
    needernt Posts: 675 Member
    I would be taken by now.
  • TheBigFb
    TheBigFb Posts: 649 Member
    Id use the stairclimber in the gym, always wanted to try it. :-)
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    I'd run in high heels For no logical reason whatsoever. Really!
  • alyssa_rest
    alyssa_rest Posts: 276 Member
    wiggle my "thing" around because i want to know what that's like...
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    Pee standing up, so I can finally understand why women don't/can't do this
  • alyssa_rest
    alyssa_rest Posts: 276 Member
    write my name in the snow with pee... because why not?
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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Run in a sports bra and short shorts to see what all the fuss is about
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    Continue to use the men's room (cause who wants to wait in line)
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    Continue to use the men's room (cause who wants to wait in line)
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    Dance, without looking like this:
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  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
    emma-watson-embarrassed.gif Can't say.

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