If you were the opposite sex

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  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    I'd tell as many women as I can that they need to hook up with Jersey__devil cause they dont know what they are missing...starting tomorrow, of course.
  • Altagracia220
    Altagracia220 Posts: 876 Member
    NCServant wrote: »
    Go shopping and hit some good sales........lol

    LOL
  • Beast4242
    Beast4242 Posts: 83 Member
    Actually I can squash the theory now, I have seen my three kids born and been hit in the nads...trust me when I say you have it worse than us.
  • hansmdude
    hansmdude Posts: 111 Member
    I'd sleep with me, LOL
  • ranyy12
    ranyy12 Posts: 305 Member
    hansmdude wrote: »
    I'd sleep with me, LOL
    let me watch :|
  • hansmdude
    hansmdude Posts: 111 Member
    ranyy12 wrote: »
    hansmdude wrote: »
    I'd sleep with me, LOL
    let me watch :|

    Heck, join in, LOL
  • ranyy12
    ranyy12 Posts: 305 Member
    :/
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    ranyy12 wrote: »
    If you were the opposite sex for a day, what would you do ...

    touch myself...
  • Tialuna18
    Tialuna18 Posts: 9,591 Member
    Gabrielm80 wrote: »
    Get paid less for the same amount of work

    The statistics for that theory are flawed :P
    Typically women go into fields that are deemed less risky therefore warrant less pay. The information isnt gathered from people in the same line of work just in general so yeah it's obviously going to appear that men make more money on the dollar. Sorry this misconception just always bothers me XD
  • MadMc28
    MadMc28 Posts: 1,079 Member
    I would probably do the most un sexy thing that a man could do...tthat would be the helicopter with my Penis
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    pest3147 wrote: »
    I'd hit myself in the balls just see which really hurts the most labour or a kick in balls

    Yes!
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Spend 2 seconds getting ready for the day, I would go to the barber and have someone shave my face, then tell my man (woman for the day) to go make ME a dinner.
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    MadMc28 wrote: »
    I would probably do the most un sexy thing that a man could do...tthat would be the helicopter with my Penis

    YeS!!!!!!!!!
  • LeoL87
    LeoL87 Posts: 127 Member
    I would go to the sauna :p
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Hubby says he would stay home and give himself friction burns. I'd stay home giving him friction burns. :naughty:
  • Tialuna18
    Tialuna18 Posts: 9,591 Member
    edited May 2015
    MadMc28 wrote: »
    I would probably do the most un sexy thing that a man could do...tthat would be the helicopter with my Penis

    what! that doesn't work??? SNL lied to me >> 2:40
    https://youtu.be/Pi7gwX7rjOw?t=159
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    I'd lift weights and brag about it

    How is that different from what guys do?

  • ranyy12
    ranyy12 Posts: 305 Member
    MadMc28 wrote: »
    I would probably do the most un sexy thing that a man could do...tthat would be the helicopter with my Penis

    Your huge one
  • justjack18
    justjack18 Posts: 720 Member
    Pee wherever I please and play around down there lol
  • raiden6
    raiden6 Posts: 21 Member
    chelsy0587 wrote: »
    Stay at home for probably most of the day finding answers to questions I've never had the nerve to ask....

    Such as??
  • raiden6
    raiden6 Posts: 21 Member
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    pest3147 wrote: »
    I'd hit myself in the balls just see which really hurts the most labour or a kick in balls

    Yes!

    People would intentionally punch themselves in the balls??! You guys are crazy! Of course labour is sore-er than that! Leave your poor balls alone! :smiley:
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    raiden6 wrote: »
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    pest3147 wrote: »
    I'd hit myself in the balls just see which really hurts the most labour or a kick in balls

    Yes!

    People would intentionally punch themselves in the balls??! You guys are crazy! Of course labour is sore-er than that! Leave your poor balls alone! :smiley:

    You are the only man I have heard say this! +10 brownie points for you my friend!

  • ranyy12
    ranyy12 Posts: 305 Member
    justjack18 wrote: »
    Pee wherever I please and play around down there lol

    B)
  • needernt
    needernt Posts: 675 Member
    I would be hot and tall girl of whom every man would have dreamed .
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    chelsy0587 wrote: »
    Gabrielm80 wrote: »
    Get paid less for the same amount of work

    Something very wrong with this...

    Kinda why I posted it
  • MonsoonStorm
    MonsoonStorm Posts: 371 Member
    MadMc28 wrote: »
    I would probably do the most un sexy thing that a man could do...tthat would be the helicopter with my Penis

    But what if you are a grower and it's cold?
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    needernt wrote: »
    I would be hot and tall girl of whom every man would have dreamed .
    Are you the guy that sent messages to a bunch of women asking how tall they are?

  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    jennifer_417 wrote: »
    needernt wrote: »
    I would be hot and tall girl of whom every man would have dreamed .
    Are you the guy that sent messages to a bunch of women asking how tall they are?

    Don't tell me someone did that
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Gabrielm80 wrote: »
    jennifer_417 wrote: »
    needernt wrote: »
    I would be hot and tall girl of whom every man would have dreamed .
    Are you the guy that sent messages to a bunch of women asking how tall they are?

    Don't tell me someone did that

    Yes they did. I got called a crazy cat lady in the forum post I made about it after the 3rd time he messaged me. Never change, MFP.

  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    edited May 2015
    That's so not like buffalo bill at all. :#
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