Can you keep it going asking ONLY QUESTIONS?

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  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 14,088 Member
    How can I respond to that in a way that doesn't either start a religious war or a sexist revolt?
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    edited April 2024
    Shall I assist in changing the topic? Wasn’t today the perfect day off to enjoy a coffee at the beach?

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    (Isn’t the coffee not pictured so as not to offend the non-coffeers in this thread? Aren’t I looking at you, @nossmf ?)
  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 14,062 Member
    edited April 2024
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Shall I assist in changing the topic? Wasn’t today the perfect day off to enjoy a coffee at the beach?

    liu843owkjkl.jpeg

    (Isn’t the coffee not pictured so as not to offend the non-coffeers in this thread? Aren’t I looking at you, @nossmf ?)
    Doesn't that look lovely but not very beachy?
    (Are you making up words? 🤔I wonder, how does one pronounce non-coffeers? Don't I think coffeers would need more e's or a hyphen to be unambiguously a 3-syllable word? 😂)
    (If a coffee lover is a coffeer, does that mean a beach lover is a beacher?))
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Shall I assist in changing the topic? Wasn’t today the perfect day off to enjoy a coffee at the beach?

    liu843owkjkl.jpeg

    (Isn’t the coffee not pictured so as not to offend the non-coffeers in this thread? Aren’t I looking at you, @nossmf ?)
    Doesn't that look lovely but not very beachy?
    (Are you making up words? 🤔I wonder, how does one pronounce non-coffeers? Don't I think coffeers would need more e's or a hyphen to be unambiguously a 3-syllable word? 😂)
    (If a coffee lover is a coffeer, does that mean a beach lover is a beacher?))

    Isn’t the sand on the other side of the logs? 😉
  • paperpudding
    paperpudding Posts: 9,463 Member
    If we can't see the sand, does the sand exist?
  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 14,062 Member
    Could there be a thread that no one visits or posts to?
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    Could there be ab alternate MFP universe?
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 221 Member
    Could there be ab alternate MFP universe?

    Would that alternative universe be Our Slothlike Neighborhood?
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,169 Member
    Hoax89 wrote: »
    Could there be ab alternate MFP universe?

    Would that alternative universe be Our Slothlike Neighborhood?
    Or YourFeeblenessFoe?
  • MsElphaba
    MsElphaba Posts: 432 Member
    cmsienk wrote: »
    Hoax89 wrote: »
    Could there be ab alternate MFP universe?

    Would that alternative universe be Our Slothlike Neighborhood?
    Or YourFeeblenessFoe?

    Or My Unfit Enemy? :p
  • srazamora
    srazamora Posts: 4,648 Member
    Could there be a thread that no one visits or posts to?

    Wasn’t that this thread for a while?
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,169 Member
    edited April 2024
    MsElphaba wrote: »
    cmsienk wrote: »
    Hoax89 wrote: »
    Could there be ab alternate MFP universe?

    Would that alternative universe be Our Slothlike Neighborhood?
    Or YourFeeblenessFoe?

    Or My Unfit Enemy? :p

    Would a combination of the two - YourUnfitFoe - be a good "alternative universe" compromise?
  • MsElphaba
    MsElphaba Posts: 432 Member
    Isn't a compromise always the best way to go?
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 14,088 Member
    If two opposites collide, don't they neutralize each other, thus rendering a compromise as a straight line?
  • paperpudding
    paperpudding Posts: 9,463 Member
    if a neutron goes into a bar does he get a free drink?

    wouldn't it be No Charge?
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    if a neutron goes into a bar does he get a free drink?

    wouldn't it be No Charge?

    Doesn't it seem that a lot of people these days are electrons?
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 14,088 Member
    As in all negatively charged and waiting for a spark to erupt?
  • MsElphaba
    MsElphaba Posts: 432 Member
    Is anyone other than me dreading going to the dentist today?
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,169 Member
    Where were you last Friday when I was heading to my dentist appointment?
  • srazamora
    srazamora Posts: 4,648 Member
    MsElphaba wrote: »
    Isn't a compromise always the best way to go?

    Are you suggesting compromising our morals is also the best way to go?
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 14,088 Member
    She wasn't referring to compromising our diet with extra desserts?
  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 14,062 Member
    edited April 2024
    If I have only half a pint of gourmet ice cream versus a whole pint, would that be considered a reasonable compromise?
    (Or, could I compromise by eating only one pint instead of two?)
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 14,088 Member
    Does anybody else upon reading the word "pint" have flashbacks to the Lord of the Rings movie?
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,228 Member
    Could this be connected to some sort of past life memory?
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 14,088 Member
    Are you suggesting it's possible I was a hobbit in a former life?
  • srazamora
    srazamora Posts: 4,648 Member
    nossmf wrote: »
    Does anybody else upon reading the word "pint" have flashbacks to the Lord of the Rings movie?

    Wouldn’t flashbacks only be likely for one to experience if they easily recall things from movies?
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 14,088 Member
    Wouldn't flashbacks be more impressive for ones who are not so?
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,228 Member
    Which Lord of the rings species would you be if you couldn't be a human? Is my daughter correct, when she said I'd fit in with the Hobbits best?
  • srazamora
    srazamora Posts: 4,648 Member
    nossmf wrote: »
    Wouldn't flashbacks be more impressive for ones who are not so?

    How is that different than lying?
  • srazamora
    srazamora Posts: 4,648 Member
    edited April 2024
    If lying = telling a story, does that mean all movies are lies?