Anyone else doing the cabbage & espresso cleanse?

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  • FitForL1fe
    FitForL1fe Posts: 1,872 Member
    Jaxxie1181 wrote: »
    True story. My sister was dating a guy who decided to lose weight he was going to do a master cleanse that involved drinking a gallon of distilled water mixed with baking soda, lemon juice, and hot sauce right before bed. He had explosive diarrhea all over her in the bed that night. Trufax.

    looooool :joy:
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    mamapeach910 wrote: »
    I am doing the "I've lost almost 43 pounds and my thyroid is whacked out because my medication needs to be adjusted" cleanse.

    Endo appointment is in July. I hope the cleanse doesn't last until then. The weight loss rate is PHENOMENAL, though.
    It would never sell because of how small the font would have to be to fit all that on a magazine cover.
  • emtjmac
    emtjmac Posts: 1,320 Member
    My favorite cleanse is the dirty Chinese food cleanse. I go to the greasiest place I know and order up some pork fried rice, General Tso's/Gau's chicken and some crab rangoon. The next day the cleansing begins. I usually experience 3-4 cleansings throughout the day actually.
  • andympanda
    andympanda Posts: 763 Member
    pollypocket1021 wrote: »
    I may have made some less than smart food choices today...

    :/

    This cleanse is more full of crap then others.

  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
    Wait, there's espresso? WHO HAS THE ESPRESSO?!???
  • bpetrosky
    bpetrosky Posts: 3,911 Member
    Is it a suppository?
  • Orphia
    Orphia Posts: 7,097 Member
    I was on a cleanse for years until I stopped drinking "Up & Go" for breakfast. That's bad stuff.
  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
    I've done the Lean Pocket cleanse :s 0/10 do not recommend
  • SherrieTrifle
    SherrieTrifle Posts: 148 Member
    This sounds like my regular diet.
  • coreyreichle
    coreyreichle Posts: 1,031 Member
    I prefer either the Sugar Free Haribo Cleanse, or the 6 PBR's and a krispy kreme cleanse.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    I love the wine and meatball cleanse. Mmmmm meaty balls.
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    This sounds like a nightmare for anyone within a 1 mile radius of you.

    :D:D
  • ccourcha
    ccourcha Posts: 316 Member
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    Do you do this orally or...

    Fair question, yet unanswered...
  • FitForL1fe
    FitForL1fe Posts: 1,872 Member
    ccourcha wrote: »
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    Do you do this orally or...

    Fair question, yet unanswered...

    the thread awaits in suspense
  • bpetrosky
    bpetrosky Posts: 3,911 Member
    draznyth wrote: »
    ccourcha wrote: »
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    Do you do this orally or...

    Fair question, yet unanswered...

    the thread awaits in suspense

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  • wizzybeth
    wizzybeth Posts: 3,578 Member
    I love this place. I wish I were as witty as some of you. I end up just being snarky.
  • PixelPuff
    PixelPuff Posts: 902 Member
    I'm on the "I'm on my period and recently became a vegetarian" cleanse. Lots of fiber, lots of being, uh.. "Cleansed". I'm losing a lot of weight, tough. Not one pound of period gain- in fact, lost one.
  • ccourcha
    ccourcha Posts: 316 Member
    edited June 2015
    PixelPuff wrote: »
    I'm on the "I'm on my period and recently became a vegetarian" cleanse. Lots of fiber, lots of being, uh.. "Cleansed". I'm losing a lot of weight, tough. Not one pound of period gain- in fact, lost one.

    Wow, double cleanse, one natural, the other manual. Thanks for sharing!
  • pollypocket1021
    pollypocket1021 Posts: 533 Member
    draznyth wrote: »
    ccourcha wrote: »
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    Do you do this orally or...

    Fair question, yet unanswered...

    the thread awaits in suspense

    Not really. I had a latte at 8 and a salad at 10. The "cleanse" was inadvertent. But ya'll can put it wherever you want. I don't judge.
  • FitForL1fe
    FitForL1fe Posts: 1,872 Member
    pollypocket1021 wrote: »
    draznyth wrote: »
    ccourcha wrote: »
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    Do you do this orally or...

    Fair question, yet unanswered...

    the thread awaits in suspense

    Not really. I had a latte at 8 and a salad at 10. The "cleanse" was inadvertent. But ya'll can put it wherever you want. I don't judge.

    no tossed salad for me thx
  • shrinkingletters
    shrinkingletters Posts: 1,008 Member
    draznyth wrote: »
    pollypocket1021 wrote: »
    draznyth wrote: »
    ccourcha wrote: »
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    Do you do this orally or...

    Fair question, yet unanswered...

    the thread awaits in suspense

    Not really. I had a latte at 8 and a salad at 10. The "cleanse" was inadvertent. But ya'll can put it wherever you want. I don't judge.

    no tossed salad for me thx

    Well you're no fun.
  • PapaPeace
    PapaPeace Posts: 1,432 Member
    This thread is pure gold! Well... Some color anyway.
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