Anyone else doing the cabbage & espresso cleanse?
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True story. My sister was dating a guy who decided to lose weight he was going to do a master cleanse that involved drinking a gallon of distilled water mixed with baking soda, lemon juice, and hot sauce right before bed. He had explosive diarrhea all over her in the bed that night. Trufax.0
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Jaxxie1181 wrote: »True story. My sister was dating a guy who decided to lose weight he was going to do a master cleanse that involved drinking a gallon of distilled water mixed with baking soda, lemon juice, and hot sauce right before bed. He had explosive diarrhea all over her in the bed that night. Trufax.
Oh, that just sounds like he was drinking that awful stuff, 'prepping' for a colonoscopy . . . That is awful! I think that would be justifiable homicide if that happened to me . . . (or twin beds would have come in handy).0 -
Jaxxie1181 wrote: »True story. My sister was dating a guy who decided to lose weight he was going to do a master cleanse that involved drinking a gallon of distilled water mixed with baking soda, lemon juice, and hot sauce right before bed. He had explosive diarrhea all over her in the bed that night. Trufax.
Well, that's enough Mfp for me tonight. :wtf:
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This entire thread had me cackling. You guys are so open and hilarious0
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Narcissora wrote: »Just make sure you are eating at least 1200 calories of cabbage or you will go into starvation mode.ceoverturf wrote: »Is it gluten free, paleo, clean, & keto approved?
Not if you break it up into six cabbage meals a day. That will keep your metabolism boosted up.
Do you guys have a newsletter I can subscribe to?
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I think my 'best' cleanse is the alcoholic cider cleanse. Man, I like that stuff but it does NOT like me.0
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I started Biggby's White Lightning cleanse today so you have my sympathy.0
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Jaxxie1181 wrote: »True story. My sister was dating a guy who decided to lose weight he was going to do a master cleanse that involved drinking a gallon of distilled water mixed with baking soda, lemon juice, and hot sauce right before bed. He had explosive diarrhea all over her in the bed that night. Trufax.
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mamapeach910 wrote: »I am doing the "I've lost almost 43 pounds and my thyroid is whacked out because my medication needs to be adjusted" cleanse.
Endo appointment is in July. I hope the cleanse doesn't last until then. The weight loss rate is PHENOMENAL, though.0 -
My favorite cleanse is the dirty Chinese food cleanse. I go to the greasiest place I know and order up some pork fried rice, General Tso's/Gau's chicken and some crab rangoon. The next day the cleansing begins. I usually experience 3-4 cleansings throughout the day actually.0
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pollypocket1021 wrote: »I may have made some less than smart food choices today...
This cleanse is more full of crap then others.
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Wait, there's espresso? WHO HAS THE ESPRESSO?!???0
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Is it a suppository?0
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I was on a cleanse for years until I stopped drinking "Up & Go" for breakfast. That's bad stuff.0
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I've done the Lean Pocket cleanse 0/10 do not recommend0
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This sounds like my regular diet.0
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I prefer either the Sugar Free Haribo Cleanse, or the 6 PBR's and a krispy kreme cleanse.0
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