Anyone else doing the cabbage & espresso cleanse?

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pollypocket1021
pollypocket1021 Posts: 533 Member
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I may have made some less than smart food choices today...

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  • barbecuesauce
    barbecuesauce Posts: 1,779 Member
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    No, but I ate a processed food earlier and I think I have been toxinated? Is this a three-day deal or
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    Do you do this orally or...
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
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    I am doing the "I've lost almost 43 pounds and my thyroid is whacked out because my medication needs to be adjusted" cleanse.

    Endo appointment is in July. I hope the cleanse doesn't last until then. The weight loss rate is PHENOMENAL, though.
  • pollypocket1021
    pollypocket1021 Posts: 533 Member
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    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    Do you do this orally or...

    Lol. I was not planning on getting "cleansed" today. Too much fiber and caffeine...

    Trying to look on the bright side. Like the fact that some people do this to themselves on purpose.
  • shrinkingletters
    shrinkingletters Posts: 1,008 Member
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    This sounds like a nightmare for anyone within a 1 mile radius of you.
  • DeguelloTex
    DeguelloTex Posts: 6,652 Member
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    I can't even tell reality from satire on here anymore.
  • Wiseandcurious
    Wiseandcurious Posts: 730 Member
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    I usually do a pear and espresso cleanse :) But the most inadvertently "successful" one I've done was the ice-cream and beer cleanse. Freezes, drowns and intoxicates all your bugs at the same time :) and ensures you catch up on all your washroom reading.
  • FitForL1fe
    FitForL1fe Posts: 1,872 Member
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    sounds like a hot mess
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
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    Wiseandcurious wrote: »
    I usually do a pear and espresso cleanse :) But the most inadvertently "successful" one I've done was the ice-cream and beer cleanse. Freezes, drowns and intoxicates all your bugs at the same time :) and ensures you catch up on all your washroom reading.

    SO who do I call for a good time these days?
  • pollypocket1021
    pollypocket1021 Posts: 533 Member
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    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    This sounds like a nightmare for anyone within a 1 mile radius of you.

    Thank god I'm charming, otherwise this would be unforgivable.
  • Francl27
    Francl27 Posts: 26,371 Member
    edited June 2015
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    I might consider it if I wanted to be glued to my toilet for a few days.
  • Narcissora
    Narcissora Posts: 197 Member
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    Just make sure you are eating at least 1200 calories of cabbage or you will go into starvation mode. :p
  • Azdak
    Azdak Posts: 8,281 Member
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    Narcissora wrote: »
    Just make sure you are eating at least 1200 calories of cabbage or you will go into starvation mode. :p

    Not if you break it up into six cabbage meals a day. That will keep your metabolism boosted up.
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    Is it gluten free, paleo, clean, & keto approved?
  • iheartdinosaurs
    iheartdinosaurs Posts: 45 Member
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    Sounds suspiciously like my daily routine during my year in Ethiopia... Ahhh *reminiscing*
  • zoeysasha37
    zoeysasha37 Posts: 7,089 Member
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    Dont forget to add in isagenix ,shakeology,and all those other mlm scams....i hear theyre great for cleansing!!!
    Just kidding

  • pollypocket1021
    pollypocket1021 Posts: 533 Member
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    Really, no ones gonna do a sympathy cleanse with me?????
  • shrinkingletters
    shrinkingletters Posts: 1,008 Member
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    Sympathy, no.
  • juliebowman4
    juliebowman4 Posts: 784 Member
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    I have this really cool thing that automatically cleanses for me!
    It's called a liver
  • FitForL1fe
    FitForL1fe Posts: 1,872 Member
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    juliebowman4 wrote: »
    I have this really cool thing that automatically cleanses for me!
    It's called a liver

    tell me more

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