Men, why you shouldn't go all the way on the first date.

Samiamy2k

Personally, I think going all the way on the first date is fraught with consequences. My first instinct is to stand my ground and insist on some level of propriety, but ultimately my desire to make my object d'amor happy is generally overwhelmed, especially if begging is involved. It's usually me begging, but that's beside the point.

Gentlemen, on a side note: Please remember- 45 minutes of begging is not the equivalent to foreplay.

dirtnap63

Call me old fashioned, but I have very strict rules if I"m going to put out on a first date:




1) You must have a vagina

2) See rule number 1

I meet all of your expectations. How YOU doin'?

While I don't doubt your sincerity, I'll need proof. Once bitten twice shy and all.

meshashesha2012

yep it's OK guys. it's not like we respect you at night either

Deipneus

Date? People still do that?

Samiamy2k

No, HERBIE. It's short for Herbert. On second thought just call me Bob, if it's all the same.....

Samiamy2k

:smokin:

No, HERBIE. It's short for Herbert. On second thought just call me Bob, if it's all the same.....

catneon

Just coming back from the other thread.

So if we are no longer ladies by putting out on the first date

does this mean that if you guys do you are no longer...................



Gentlemen????????????:noway:

Well then enough said I think you have your answer right there:laugh:

LonLB

Just coming back from the other thread.

So if we are no longer ladies by putting out on the first date

does this mean that if you guys do you are no longer...................



Gentlemen????????????:noway:

Well then enough said I think you have your answer right there:laugh:

Depends on how the guy handles the situation afterward.

Same for the woman.

heatherloveslifting

yep it's OK guys. it's not like we respect you at night either

I shouldn't even be here, but :laugh: :drinker:

rompers16

So far I almost always put out on the first date. But I date awesome girls.

I'm only your friend cuz you're easy.

whierd

So far I almost always put out on the first date. But I date awesome girls.

I'm only your friend cuz you're easy.

Mutual feeling!

LonLB

I thought of one other reason too.

I once hooked up with a friend of a neighbors......It was pretty good times. But I did some stuff I didn't care for my neighbors to know about.

A couple days later when he said to me "So right there on the living room floor huh?" I could just tell by his smile and tone that this woman told his wife all of it, and then she told him.


LOL.

SteveJWatson

Just coming back from the other thread.

So if we are no longer ladies by putting out on the first date

does this mean that if you guys do you are no longer...................



Gentlemen????????????:noway:

Well then enough said I think you have your answer right there:laugh:

"Gentleman" may not have the same set of arbitary standards dreamed up by random misogynists on the internet as "lady".

Personally, for me it is all about the moustache, pipe and smoking jacket.

rompers16

So far I almost always put out on the first date. But I date awesome girls.

I'm only your friend cuz you're easy.

Mutual feeling!

Wanna go someplace quieter?

whierd

So far I almost always put out on the first date. But I date awesome girls.

I'm only your friend cuz you're easy.

Mutual feeling!

Wanna go someplace quieter?

Oh yeah. :smokin:

michael1976_ca

i must be the strange one i don't put out on first date and i don't inspect it in return. call me old fashion but i would at least like to know you better to see if i can stand you. this is probly my biggest reason for not under standing the females

LonLB

i must be the strange one i don't put out on first date and i don't inspect it in return. call me old fashion but i would at least like to know you better to see if i can stand you. this is probly my biggest reason for not under standing the females

Going forward, I'm going to do the same. Because if that is your intention going in I'm a dumb *kitten* guy that will do it anyhow even If I don't really like them. THEN I would have to deal with the aftermath.

I'll just avoid that situation entirely going forward.



Based on your shirt I think we might live REALLY close to each other BTW.

meshashesha2012

i must be the strange one i don't put out on first date and don't inspect it in return . call me old fashion but i would at least like to know you better to see if i can stand you. this is probly my biggest reason for not under standing the females

have you had many women ask you to inspect their vaginas on the first date?

whierd

i must be the strange one i don't put out on first date and i don't inspect it in return. call me old fashion but i would at least like to know you better to see if i can stand you. this is probly my biggest reason for not under standing the females

I never go out on a date with someone I don't know fairly well.

LonLB

i must be the strange one i don't put out on first date and don't inspect it in return . call me old fashion but i would at least like to know you better to see if i can stand you. this is probly my biggest reason for not under standing the females

have you had many women ask you to inspect their vaginas in the first date?

LOL.
:laugh:

tinylittlelove

They might be 12.

rompers16

i must be the strange one i don't put out on first date and don't inspect it in return . call me old fashion but i would at least like to know you better to see if i can stand you. this is probly my biggest reason for not under standing the females

have you had many women ask you to inspect their vaginas on the first date?

Bwah hahahaha!

tinylittlelove

i must be the strange one i don't put out on first date and don't inspect it in return . call me old fashion but i would at least like to know you better to see if i can stand you. this is probly my biggest reason for not under standing the females

have you had many women ask you to inspect their vaginas on the first date?

OMG WHAT AHAHAHAHA CRYING

Trechechus

I wish I actually had something witty to add to this thread. Nonetheless, I am pretty entertained. Carry on.

michael1976_ca

i must be the strange one i don't put out on first date and don't inspect it in return . call me old fashion but i would at least like to know you better to see if i can stand you. this is probly my biggest reason for not under standing the females

have you had many women ask you to inspect their vaginas on the first date?

no who cares



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Ophidion

edited for keeping it fun, what was I thinking? here you go...

vtmoon

i must be the strange one i don't put out on first date and don't inspect it in return . call me old fashion but i would at least like to know you better to see if i can stand you. this is probly my biggest reason for not under standing the females

have you had many women ask you to inspect their vaginas on the first date?

I had a friend date her OB/GYN, we always joked about that. I still think some line was crossed in that relationship on my comfort zone.

michael1976_ca

shadus

Generally, in my life, I've experienced the 3rd date rule.

If you've not stuck it in her by the 3rd date, you're not going to.

That isn't to say I don't try on the first date though :P

chunkydunk714

The sad thing is.....I betcha this really happened!! SMH ....poor guy