What If you woke up one morning..

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  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
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    id take one of urs obviously :p

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  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    I'd go door to door demanding payment.
    What if you woke up with a baby on your doorstep and a note from your last ONS?
  • CourtneyParcell
    CourtneyParcell Posts: 127 Member
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    I'd quickly try to locate photos and hope I was wearing a good outfit. Haha

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  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    edited July 2015
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    3AAnn3 wrote: »
    I'd go door to door demanding payment.
    What if you woke up with a baby on your doorstep and a note from your last ONS?

    sell it on the black market

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  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    I'd jump and sing with glee.

    your parents weren't really your parents and your whole childhood had been a lie?
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
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    hope my real ones were rich.

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    I'd have a supply of Wasabi and Soy Sauce dropped by Helicopter. That's a lot of Sushi I'll be enjoying!

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  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    I'd use my feminine wiles make them fall in love with me, release me and set me up for life.
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    and realized someone had stolen all of your food and money?
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
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    Convince you to give me some of yours, offering various services.

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  • CourtneyParcell
    CourtneyParcell Posts: 127 Member
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    Probably try to make friends with them and get the hell off!

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  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
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    hope i have an attractive wife and my investments have paid off!!

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  • eatgoodeat
    eatgoodeat Posts: 180 Member
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    i'd be good to go and finally look 30.
    what if you woke up one morning and realized you were the opposite sex?
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    I'd get a suntan and eat lots of grapes.
    and had no eyebrows?
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
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    be relieved i can finally hide my surprise at how stupid some folk can be!

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  • CourtneyParcell
    CourtneyParcell Posts: 127 Member
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    eatgoodeat wrote: »
    i'd be good to go and finally look 30.
    what if you woke up one morning and realized you were the opposite sex?

    I would definitely look at myself in the mirror for like 15 minutes.

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