Cauliflower Waffles

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  • RobynLB83
    RobynLB83 Posts: 626 Member
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    With brussel sprout syrup!
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
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    Or you could just fit real waffles into your macros. Why ruin something so amazing by making it healthy??!
    I eat whatever I want. This was a parody on all the cauliflower substitutes people are doing.


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    Thank God!! Because that recipe sounds disgusting.
  • retiree2006
    retiree2006 Posts: 951 Member
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    I take my cauliflower "straight up". All these other concoctions just leave me :noway:
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    Here is a picture of them. Eat up

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  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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  • Martucha123
    Martucha123 Posts: 1,093 Member
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    :laugh:
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    for some reason I'm picturing that cauliflower waffles would be a close relative to blue waffles....

    Things one shouldn't do: put Kashi blueberry waffles in the toaster for the kiddos while reading this thread.

    Yeah, they're blue. And I'm officially back on IF.
  • groundhawg
    groundhawg Posts: 121 Member
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    Buuuuut I actually do LOVE cauliflower rice, cauliflower mixed into my mashed potatoes, and cauliflower crust pizza. Then again, if I eat gluten my IBS explodes and my joints hurt, so maybe I just dont associate cauliflower with pain.... regardless, I coudlnt give up my pizza!!!!

    And I'll just make almond flour pancakes, thank you! They taste more like something I think a lumberjack would eat. They're dense and stick to your guts, great for a rock climbing breakfast!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Or you could just fit real waffles into your macros. Why ruin something so amazing by making it healthy??!
    I eat whatever I want. This was a parody on all the cauliflower substitutes people are doing.


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    Um... why ruin a great troll post by letting people in on the joke? :huh:
  • traceytwink
    traceytwink Posts: 538 Member
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    That sounds gross why would you want that when you could eat delicious waffles with chocolate, strawberries and cream on top mmmmmm
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
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    I was about to come in here and tell somebody it's time to seek help. So relieved.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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    Sadly, I'm sure you're right. But evening sadly, they've even convinced themselves that they taste good.

    and that it actually qulifies as a waffle. :explode: :noway:
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    bwhahahahhahaha.





    no.
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
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    No ™


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    this.

    yeah, this!:angry:
  • OrganicNotes
    OrganicNotes Posts: 29
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    I'm all about experimenting with new recipes, and turning a not-so-healthy dish, into a nutritious meal! This sounds perfect, very creative!
  • _chiaroscuro
    _chiaroscuro Posts: 1,340 Member
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    Oh good lord, there is a recipe for them.............................

    Savory Cauliflower Waffles (V/GF)
    150g or 2 cups cauliflower
    1 tbsp ground flaxseed (3 tbsp water)
    20g or 2 tbsp oat bran
    30g or 3 tbsp garbanzo flour
    15g or 1 tbsp yellow onion
    1 tsp minced garlic
    1 tsp chives
    1 tsp parsley
    3 tbsp almond milk or water
    1/5 tsp baking powder
    Dash of salt and pepper

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  • CrazyTrackLady
    CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
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    Mmmmm....loves me some cauliflower waffles with buttery Brussel sprouts bacon and flax seed syrup!

    Chase it down with a big ol' tall glass of wheat grass milk, and you got yourself a breakfast fit for a...

    Ohhhh, who am I kidding? I just can't keep up this lie any longer.
  • notworthstalking
    notworthstalking Posts: 531 Member
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    I love cauliflower . As is. Maybe with sauce from what I am eating it with. Some people are weird to food.
  • Carnivor0us
    Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member
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    Well damn. And here I was all excited that maybe someone had come up with a decent cauliflower waffle recipe.

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