I Get Bulky From Food

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  • freebirdjones
    freebirdjones Posts: 237
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    This is why I stopped eating. I'm still looking into alternatives to food.

    Sunlight! you can live off water and sunlight :D Im a breatharian too! It's the best!
  • justwanderful
    justwanderful Posts: 142 Member
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    But I can't possibly eat more than 1200 calories . . .

















    In Pop Tarts.









    What about going to Mexico for the Pop Tarts?
  • freebirdjones
    freebirdjones Posts: 237
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    But I can't possibly eat more than 1200 calories . . .













    In Pop Tarts.

    hahahahhahahhahahhaha :laugh:

    it is hard though.. I like net 500 cals after my crossfit workout :drinker:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    But I can't possibly eat more than 1200 calories . . .

















    In Pop Tarts.









    What about going to Mexico for the Pop Tarts?

    I got Pop Tarts from Costa Rica that were amazing.
  • justwanderful
    justwanderful Posts: 142 Member
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    But I can't possibly eat more than 1200 calories . . .

















    In Pop Tarts.









    What about going to Mexico for the Pop Tarts?

    I got Pop Tarts from Costa Rica that were amazing.




    Costa Rica is not Mexico.
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
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    So what you are saying is I eat cake I won't get a thigh gap? What about a badonkadonk?
  • fleurdelis504
    fleurdelis504 Posts: 88
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    I just want delicious zero calorie cheesecake.

    The most amazing idea I've ever heard!
  • violettatx
    violettatx Posts: 230 Member
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    That settles it then, no more food and no Crossfit. I'm sure to be twiggy thin now, in like 3 days.

    You can have food. Just make everything out of magical cauliflower. You can have cauliflower oatmeal, cauliflower pizza, cauliflower cheesecake...hell, you can even make a steak out of it! I'm shocked that Dr. Oz hasn't caught on to the goldmine to had from shilling cauliflower.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
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    I just want delicious zero calorie cheesecake.

    i want zero calorie cheesesteak

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    You need to do a 180 first then make that wish for it to be worth something!
  • jennifershoo
    jennifershoo Posts: 3,198 Member
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  • MinimalistShoeAddict
    MinimalistShoeAddict Posts: 1,946 Member
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    I approve of this troll

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  • aliencheesecake
    aliencheesecake Posts: 570 Member
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    I just want delicious zero calorie cheesecake.
    But without fake sugar! We don't ask for much! ;)
  • aliencheesecake
    aliencheesecake Posts: 570 Member
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    That settles it then, no more food and no Crossfit. I'm sure to be twiggy thin now, in like 3 days.

    You can have food. Just make everything out of magical cauliflower. You can have cauliflower oatmeal, cauliflower pizza, cauliflower cheesecake...hell, you can even make a steak out of it! I'm shocked that Dr. Oz hasn't caught on to the goldmine to had from shilling cauliflower.
    I think it's cuz so much cauliflower will make you fart. lol

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