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  • s_y8s
    s_y8s Posts: 1,849 Member
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    I'm back.....lol
  • s_y8s
    s_y8s Posts: 1,849 Member
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    Can't Sleep again. Lol
  • GreenGoddess22
    GreenGoddess22 Posts: 3,818 Member
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    Oh well I have a story for you!! Let me get typing, hold on!
  • Jrodasff
    Jrodasff Posts: 334 Member
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    Neither can I!!!
  • Jrodasff
    Jrodasff Posts: 334 Member
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    What time is it where you are?
  • s_y8s
    s_y8s Posts: 1,849 Member
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    GreenGoddess22 wrote: »
    Oh well I have a story for you!! Let me get typing, hold on!

    Haha ok
  • s_y8s
    s_y8s Posts: 1,849 Member
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    ffjrodas wrote: »
    What time is it where you are?
    2am!
    Didn't get to sleep lastnight til 4am so I had to drink caffeine to stay awake the next day. Now I can't sleep again due to the caffeine! Lol
  • missouriangel
    missouriangel Posts: 102 Member
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    i could use a good story :)
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    I don't think I can take another funny picture right now..
  • Jrodasff
    Jrodasff Posts: 334 Member
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    Wow that's late. It's only 11pm here in SoCal
  • estepicursor
    estepicursor Posts: 500 Member
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    I am up too, the neighbor kids are over here for a sleepover. Not sure why they are called "sleepovers" or "slumber parties"...there is very little sleeping or slumbering going on.

    Get some sleep, things always have a way of looking better in the morning.
  • s_y8s
    s_y8s Posts: 1,849 Member
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    estepicursor wrote: »
    I am up too, the neighbor kids are over here for a sleepover. Not sure why they are called "sleepovers" or "slumber parties"...there is very little sleeping or slumbering going on.

    Get some sleep, things always have a way of looking better in the morning.

    I'm in good spirits tonight. Just wide awake from all the caffeine haha
  • Winston817
    Winston817 Posts: 1,335 Member
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    Can I join? Can't sleep either :|
  • bobbyh2o84
    bobbyh2o84 Posts: 74 Member
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    Eugene Oregon, here
  • s_y8s
    s_y8s Posts: 1,849 Member
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    Winston817 wrote: »
    Can I join? Can't sleep either :|

    Sure! Lol
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    What did the buffalo say to his boy when he was leaving to go to college?
  • s_y8s
    s_y8s Posts: 1,849 Member
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    skahtboi wrote: »
    What did the buffalo say to his boy when he was leaving to go to college?

    I don't know
  • estepicursor
    estepicursor Posts: 500 Member
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    I know this one....
  • missouriangel
    missouriangel Posts: 102 Member
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    should be interesting
  • GreenGoddess22
    GreenGoddess22 Posts: 3,818 Member
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    Okay, so this evening I went to a bar with my friend (and neighbor), her good friend's husband is in a local band. They play at a variety of small local bars just for fun on the weekends. The wife had a table reserved for a handful of friends so we all sat down and introduced ourselves to the people already seated. The man next to me introduced himself, explaining he was a childhood friend of the husband. I noticed this friend had a scar on his neck, but didn't think much of it. When the band took a break we could all hear each other so I started chatting with the man. He told me this crazy *kitten* story about how his ex-wife tried to kill him FOUR TIMES!!! First, she hired a hit man to cut his throat while he walked on the beach, it didn't work, he assumed it was some random mugger and not his wife. The second time she tried to secretly drug him with tranquilizers, but tall that did was make him sleepy. He still didn't suspect anything at this point. The third time he slipped him ricin, that didn't work, he just felt sick and was still unsuspecting. The fourth and final time she tried to shoot him while he napped on the couch. She used a potato as a silencer (???). That is when he realized it was his wife trying to kill him. Turns out the wife was actually a lesbian and she and her lover had been plotting this!! The wife got 11 years in federal prison for attempted murder!!! He was on Montell Williams and some reality show about almost being killed by a spouse. I thought he was screwing with me until I Googled him.

    No matter how hard your day has been, at least your lesbian wife isn't trying to murder your *kitten*! ;)

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