True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    griffk44219 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I confess i saw something last night and it's guaranteed today will be an AWESOME day

    confess what you saw!

    I cannot confess that but it made me very happy to see
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    griffk44219 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I confess i saw something last night and it's guaranteed today will be an AWESOME day

    confess what you saw!

    I cannot confess that but it made me very happy to see

    Was it karma?
  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
    i confess that I've thought of calling out of work every day for about the past week, but I havent done it...yet.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    griffk44219 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I confess i saw something last night and it's guaranteed today will be an AWESOME day

    confess what you saw!

    I cannot confess that but it made me very happy to see

    Was it karma?

    yes I suppose it was
    couldn't have happened to a better idiot
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited November 2016
    synchkat wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    griffk44219 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I confess i saw something last night and it's guaranteed today will be an AWESOME day

    confess what you saw!

    I cannot confess that but it made me very happy to see

    Was it karma?

    yes I suppose it was
    couldn't have happened to a better idiot

    Ohhhhh.... I see now.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I also confess that last night I woke up and smelled a skunk...this morning there is no sign of it. I am now wondering if I dreamed up the whole thing
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    I find it suspicious that my Big Orange Cat hasn't tried to kill me in a couple of weeks. I hope he is feeling all right.

    Big Orange Cat wanting to kill you sounds quite frightening.. if I could get my Big Black one to stop eating the house plants it might stop me from wanting to kill her. Why do cats eat house plants anyway? pondering..
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    I find it suspicious that my Big Orange Cat hasn't tried to kill me in a couple of weeks. I hope he is feeling all right.

    Big Orange Cat wanting to kill you sounds quite frightening.. if I could get my Big Black one to stop eating the house plants it might stop me from wanting to kill her. Why do cats eat house plants anyway? pondering..

    It helps them throw-up (especially hairballs). Dogs will do the same thing if they have an upset stomach.
  • amandapleighse92
    amandapleighse92 Posts: 47 Member
    I like to smoke pot when I take bubble baths. It helps me relax
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited November 2016
    Monkey_Business wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    I find it suspicious that my Big Orange Cat hasn't tried to kill me in a couple of weeks. I hope he is feeling all right.

    Big Orange Cat wanting to kill you sounds quite frightening.. if I could get my Big Black one to stop eating the house plants it might stop me from wanting to kill her. Why do cats eat house plants anyway? pondering..

    It helps them throw-up (especially hairballs). Dogs will do the same thing if they have an upset stomach.

    Never throws up..takes a munch and keeps being a cat...i think she wants me to get a different plant...im going with that...lol
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    I confess I want to see if any one standing in this long *kitten* line has food..contemplating fainting for food..
  • Shanel0916
    Shanel0916 Posts: 586 Member
    I confess I hate my job, I want to quit and see where life just happens to take me. Its not possible tho I have two kids and adult responsibilities to consider. :(
  • canadianlbs
    canadianlbs Posts: 5,199 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    I also confess that last night I woke up and smelled a skunk...this morning there is no sign of it. I am now wondering if I dreamed up the whole thing

    i once had 6 am firefighters all over my basement suite . . . woke up, found the place full of stink after leaving the windows open all night and phoned the natural-gas providers. just in case. just being conscientious. just asking, actually.

    it WAS NOT ME who decided it must be a gas leak and sent the swat team. it was not me who's obviously growing skunkweed in huge quantities somewhere in this neighbourhood. and it's not my freaking fault i don't know the difference between that and the sulphur they add to natural gas so you can freak out if it leaks.

    i'm still pissed off by how snippy those firefighters were. i don't rot eggs OR smoke dope in my free time, so i don't see where they got their attitude from.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    haha so at least no one called out the swat team on my skunk
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    edited November 2016
    I've lost a few pounds recently and was feeling good about myself until we had to do an office picture wearing matching t-shirts. Self esteem is shot now.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    I've lost a few pounds recently and was feeling good about myself until we had to do an office picture wearing matching t-shirts. Self esteem is shot now.

    Did I find your work pic?

    i136xxm6n1rg.jpg
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I had to giggle when someone said I was lying about 5.5 inches. lol. Who lies like that on the Internet? :p
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I had to giggle when someone said I was lying about 5.5 inches. lol. Who lies like that on the Internet? :p

    Haha. I remember that.. I didn't accuse you of lying, someone else did.. I just asked for more proof! :p
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I had to giggle when someone said I was lying about 5.5 inches. lol. Who lies like that on the Internet? :p

    Haha. I remember that.. I didn't accuse you of lying, someone else did.. I just asked for more proof! :p

    Ahhhh...lol. That tripped me out.

    BTW, if I WAS 10 inches I would be sending proof to EVERYONE!
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I had to giggle when someone said I was lying about 5.5 inches. lol. Who lies like that on the Internet? :p

    was it giggling like a little girl?

    More of a chortle, actually. Tee hee hee.
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I had to giggle when someone said I was lying about 5.5 inches. lol. Who lies like that on the Internet? :p

    was it giggling like a little girl?

    More of a chortle, actually. Tee hee hee.

    I would believe a snortle.

    I snarted. That count? It did make me guffaw.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I had to giggle when someone said I was lying about 5.5 inches. lol. Who lies like that on the Internet? :p

    Haha. I remember that.. I didn't accuse you of lying, someone else did.. I just asked for more proof! :p

    Ahhhh...lol. That tripped me out.

    BTW, if I WAS 10 inches I would be sending proof to EVERYONE!

    Hah! If I had one at all, I would be sending proof to EVERYONE!
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I've lost a few pounds recently and was feeling good about myself until we had to do an office picture wearing matching t-shirts. Self esteem is shot now.

    Did I find your work pic?

    i136xxm6n1rg.jpg

    I wish
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I am already watching Christmas movies and currently listening to country Christmas music.
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