True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Ugh....cervical herniation is bugging me too and KILLING my shoulder and arm. Grrr....tough day.

    Cervical Herniation? Ouch!

    .... how are your fallopian tubes?

    I am glad that I am not the only one that thought this, but I have learned to avoid the V word so I kept quiet

    Vagina?

    Post Reported

    Why the *babysloth* can't I say vagina?

    I think the more politically correct term is 'cinnamon roll'
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Ugh....cervical herniation is bugging me too and KILLING my shoulder and arm. Grrr....tough day.

    Cervical Herniation? Ouch!

    .... how are your fallopian tubes?

    I am glad that I am not the only one that thought this, but I have learned to avoid the V word so I kept quiet

    I got schooled, I damn sure did.

    I knew what he was talking about, but as we all know I am kind of smartassy

    Don't forget handie too!

    I should have you help me the next time I need a resume

    If you admit to also being Mouthy, I don't think there's any stopping you.

    I like your thought process here

    The world is your oyster.
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    salembambi wrote: »
    I confess I knew I'd be insta in jail the moment I took my mfp filter off and started saying what I actually want to say hahahaha

    I also confess

    That this ice and snow storm is causing my chronic joint pain to flair something fierce and also my anxiety

    All I want to do is make a giant lasagna eat it all and then eat a bunch of chocolate cake while watching cute movies

    Should I bake you a chocolate cake with a file in it while you are incarcerated?
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  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Ugh....cervical herniation is bugging me too and KILLING my shoulder and arm. Grrr....tough day.

    Cervical Herniation? Ouch!

    .... how are your fallopian tubes?

    I am glad that I am not the only one that thought this, but I have learned to avoid the V word so I kept quiet

    Vagina?

    Post Reported

    Why the *babysloth* can't I say vagina?

    I think the more politically correct term is 'cinnamon roll'

    It's cinnamon swirl and I was referring to my hiney hole

    Ah crap. #closeenough
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Ugh....cervical herniation is bugging me too and KILLING my shoulder and arm. Grrr....tough day.

    Cervical Herniation? Ouch!

    .... how are your fallopian tubes?

    I am glad that I am not the only one that thought this, but I have learned to avoid the V word so I kept quiet

    Vagina?

    Post Reported

    Why the *babysloth* can't I say vagina?

    I think the more politically correct term is 'cinnamon roll'

    It's cinnamon swirl and I was referring to my hiney hole

    Oh its a rim shot! 3 pointer at that!
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Ugh....cervical herniation is bugging me too and KILLING my shoulder and arm. Grrr....tough day.

    Cervical Herniation? Ouch!

    .... how are your fallopian tubes?

    I am glad that I am not the only one that thought this, but I have learned to avoid the V word so I kept quiet

    Vagina?

    Post Reported

    Why the *babysloth* can't I say vagina?

    I think the more politically correct term is 'cinnamon roll'

    It's cinnamon swirl and I was referring to my hiney hole

    Ah crap. #closeenough

    Well........

    Maybe.

    Maybe Not.
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    I think the more politically correct term is 'cinnamon roll'

    No. Don't ruin a deliciousness of the cinny rolls with images of meat curtains and snail trails.

  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Ugh....cervical herniation is bugging me too and KILLING my shoulder and arm. Grrr....tough day.

    Cervical Herniation? Ouch!

    .... how are your fallopian tubes?

    I am glad that I am not the only one that thought this, but I have learned to avoid the V word so I kept quiet

    Vagina?

    Post Reported

    Why the *babysloth* can't I say vagina?

    I think the more politically correct term is 'cinnamon roll'

    It's cinnamon swirl and I was referring to my hiney hole

    I suddenly feel glad that I missed something

    I did not miss anything, but wish I did at the moment..lol

    Is it gonna get sticky in here?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Ugh....cervical herniation is bugging me too and KILLING my shoulder and arm. Grrr....tough day.

    Cervical Herniation? Ouch!

    .... how are your fallopian tubes?

    I am glad that I am not the only one that thought this, but I have learned to avoid the V word so I kept quiet

    Vagina?

    Post Reported

    Why the *babysloth* can't I say vagina?

    I think the more politically correct term is 'cinnamon roll'

    It's cinnamon swirl and I was referring to my hiney hole

    I suddenly feel glad that I missed something

    I did not miss anything, but wish I did at the moment..lol

    Is it gonna get sticky in here?

    Like sticky buns?
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I think the more politically correct term is 'cinnamon roll'

    No. Don't ruin a deliciousness of the cinny rolls with images of meat curtains and snail trails.

    You could frost it if it makes it better.
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Ugh....cervical herniation is bugging me too and KILLING my shoulder and arm. Grrr....tough day.

    Cervical Herniation? Ouch!

    .... how are your fallopian tubes?

    I am glad that I am not the only one that thought this, but I have learned to avoid the V word so I kept quiet

    Vagina?

    Post Reported

    Why the *babysloth* can't I say vagina?

    I think the more politically correct term is 'cinnamon roll'

    It's cinnamon swirl and I was referring to my hiney hole

    I suddenly feel glad that I missed something

    I did not miss anything, but wish I did at the moment..lol

    Is it gonna get sticky in here?

    Like sticky buns?

    Exaaaacccttly!
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2017
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Ugh....cervical herniation is bugging me too and KILLING my shoulder and arm. Grrr....tough day.

    Cervical Herniation? Ouch!

    .... how are your fallopian tubes?

    I am glad that I am not the only one that thought this, but I have learned to avoid the V word so I kept quiet

    Vagina?

    Post Reported

    Why the *babysloth* can't I say vagina?

    I think the more politically correct term is 'cinnamon roll'

    It's cinnamon swirl and I was referring to my hiney hole

    I suddenly feel glad that I missed something

    I did not miss anything, but wish I did at the moment..lol

    Is it gonna get sticky in here?

    Nah. I'm tired

    I am pretty beat up from the feet up myself.. so I am not so sure I can handle what happens after sticky buns...
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
    Being on a call with a client for an hour and them not understanding what I'm telling them no matter how many ways I explain it or show them.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I confess all the message-less friend requests are getting annoying.
  • ChrissyDomer
    ChrissyDomer Posts: 1,064 Member
    I haven't been logging my calories this week :o
  • bluesmanhart6679
    bluesmanhart6679 Posts: 55 Member
    I confess that I often do not eat enough, and then wonder why I feel low energy. I will try to eat the calories that I should eat and try not to achieve my weight goal too quickly.
  • Miles_to_Go
    Miles_to_Go Posts: 48 Member
    I was really inconsistent with tracking over the holidays. Initially lost 3 lbs and then gained it all back after returning from Christmas.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I only ate one meal yesterday and was starving when I woke up at 1am..so I ate some chocolate :/
  • Miles_to_Go
    Miles_to_Go Posts: 48 Member
    And I resorted to McDonald's for lunch today. I was in a hurry, it was fast and easy and used up my daily calorie budget.
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    I check out my own butt in the mirror at the gym.

    I confess I check it out also
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Being on a call with a client for an hour and them not understanding what I'm telling them no matter how many ways I explain it or show them.

    Ha. I have a client like this:


    What you want doesn't meet city code.

    Can we do it anyway?

    Sure, we require 100% prepayment and it's nonrefundable.

    But it won't meet code and I'll never get a permit and the city won't allow it.

    Yeah, that's why I need to be paid upfront and it's been a terrible idea from the very beginning.

    Okay.... Let's order it.
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    edited January 2017
    km8907 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Ugh....cervical herniation is bugging me too and KILLING my shoulder and arm. Grrr....tough day.

    Cervical Herniation? Ouch!

    .... how are your fallopian tubes?

    I am glad that I am not the only one that thought this, but I have learned to avoid the V word so I kept quiet

    Vagina?

    Post Reported

    Why the *babysloth* can't I say vagina?

    I think the more politically correct term is 'cinnamon roll'

    It's cinnamon swirl and I was referring to my hiney hole

    Omg thank you! Adding this to my "sexy talk" dialog.
    Me: I want to try that cinamon swirl!
    Her: go ahead

    If she's suprised it on her right? :p
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Mmm..this thread is getting steamy..I confess I likey :D
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    Mmm..this thread is getting steamy..I confess I likey :D

    That's because you're awesome
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Ugh....cervical herniation is bugging me too and KILLING my shoulder and arm. Grrr....tough day.

    Cervical Herniation? Ouch!

    .... how are your fallopian tubes?

    I am glad that I am not the only one that thought this, but I have learned to avoid the V word so I kept quiet

    Vagina?

    Post Reported

    Why the *babysloth* can't I say vagina?

    I think the more politically correct term is 'cinnamon roll'

    It's cinnamon swirl and I was referring to my hiney hole

    Omg thank you! Adding this to my "sexy talk" dialog.
    Me: I want to try that cinamon swirl!
    Her: go ahead

    If she's suprised it on her right? :p

    Was that tmi? Hey! I thought this was a judgement free zone!