True Confessions - Don't Judge
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BowlingForHollars wrote: »This is pretty foul, but...
I confess that a bucket list item of mine is to drop a deuce in the kitty litter box one time just to see my wife's reaction and her immediate examination of the cat.
This will likely never happen.
Yep ..that's gross :laugh:0 -
BowlingForHollars wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »BowlingForHollars wrote: »This is pretty foul, but...
I confess that a bucket list item of mine is to drop a deuce in the kitty litter box one time just to see my wife's reaction and her immediate examination of the cat.
This will likely never happen.
Yep ..that's gross :laugh:
Which is why it won't happen, but the reaction would be priceless.
Yeah ..but bed time for me soon and guess what image is now on my mind
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I haven't squatted in a while. I think this set is going to hurt.
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I confess I don't think I can look at you the same now.0
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browneyedgirl749 wrote: »I confess I'm sore as hell. And I confess because of that, I need a massage. And I confess I'd be willing to take a massage from anyone... well, almost anyone.
C'mere girl!
Be right there!0 -
BowlingForHollars wrote: »This is pretty foul, but...
I confess that a bucket list item of mine is to drop a deuce in the kitty litter box one time just to see my wife's reaction and her immediate examination of the cat.
This will likely never happen.
I'm amused and gross out at the same time.0 -
MrStabbems wrote: »I haven't squatted in a while. I think this set is going to hurt.
I miss squats.1 -
When I came to this page the top sentence on my screen was @MrStabbems saying he hadn't squatted in a while..but his user name was cut off..I confess given the previous topic I thought it was @BowlingForHollars talking about squatting over the cat litter
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MrStabbems wrote: »I haven't squatted in a while. I think this set is going to hurt.
Good! No pain, no gain. Suck it up, Nancy
It wasn't so bad. I let fear creep into my legs but I've squatted it all out now.
I didn't want to do that much as I'll be cycling in about an hour or so and I need my legs to not be jelly when I get to the hills.0 -
BowlingForHollars wrote: »This is pretty foul, but...
I confess that a bucket list item of mine is to drop a deuce in the kitty litter box one time just to see my wife's reaction and her immediate examination of the cat.
This will likely never happen.
If you decide to do it anyway, make sure you take metamusil for a few days before to make sure you leave a good solid one. Sorry, I know that is nasty but damn your post made me laugh out loud.0 -
MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »I haven't squatted in a while. I think this set is going to hurt.
Good! No pain, no gain. Suck it up, Nancy
It wasn't so bad. I let fear creep into my legs but I've squatted it all out now.
I didn't want to do that much as I'll be cycling in about an hour or so and I need my legs to not be jelly when I get to the hills.
Squats and then cycling? That sounds terrible
fairly light stuff, keeping the legs moving. get some cardio in and enjoy other cyclists lycra.0 -
I confess I seem to be in rare form today. What the hell has gotten into me? Or who? 0
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IC, I still haven't gone to a doctor or eye doctor for some issues. I feel like it is admitting I am old er sumpin. And I don't like that.
At all.1 -
IC, I still haven't gone to a doctor or eye doctor for some issues. I feel like it is admitting I am old er sumpin. And I don't like that.
At all.
I work for 3 of them and have been putting off admitting I am old.. You should go though, sometimes it's more serious than you think. Your eyes can be the tell all to lots more serious things that aren't even eye related.0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »IC, I still haven't gone to a doctor or eye doctor for some issues. I feel like it is admitting I am old er sumpin. And I don't like that.
At all.
I work for 3 of them and have been putting off admitting I am old.. You should go though, sometimes it's more serious than you think. Your eyes can be the tell all to lots more serious things that aren't even eye related.
Yeah. Double vision issues this weekend so got an appt Friday. F'in hate it.0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »IC, I still haven't gone to a doctor or eye doctor for some issues. I feel like it is admitting I am old er sumpin. And I don't like that.
At all.
I work for 3 of them and have been putting off admitting I am old.. You should go though, sometimes it's more serious than you think. Your eyes can be the tell all to lots more serious things that aren't even eye related.
Yeah. Double vision issues this weekend so got an appt Friday. F'in hate it.
Hope it turns out ok! No pain?0 -
I confess I haven't had my eyes checked since high school... 1999, 2000ish.0
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »IC, I still haven't gone to a doctor or eye doctor for some issues. I feel like it is admitting I am old er sumpin. And I don't like that.
At all.
I work for 3 of them and have been putting off admitting I am old.. You should go though, sometimes it's more serious than you think. Your eyes can be the tell all to lots more serious things that aren't even eye related.
Yeah. Double vision issues this weekend so got an appt Friday. F'in hate it.
Hope it turns out ok! No pain?
No pain. My right eye is getting blurry and left isn't. Doesn't help with my dizziness.0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »IC, I still haven't gone to a doctor or eye doctor for some issues. I feel like it is admitting I am old er sumpin. And I don't like that.
At all.
I work for 3 of them and have been putting off admitting I am old.. You should go though, sometimes it's more serious than you think. Your eyes can be the tell all to lots more serious things that aren't even eye related.
Yeah. Double vision issues this weekend so got an appt Friday. F'in hate it.
Hope it turns out ok! No pain?
No pain. My right eye is getting blurry and left isn't. Doesn't help with my dizziness.
I bet it is frustrating! Glad there's no pain. Hopefully they get you figured out quickly.0 -
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Girl_With_Muscles_ wrote: »There's a person I'd love to high five, in the face, with a chair.
Hmmm.....I wonder who that is....LOL0 -
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I confess I was thinking about porn in church last Sunday and 10 minutes later I got a speeding ticket. I think that was God's way of saying "I'll show you."
The worst thoughts always pop up in my head at the wrong time.4 -
LittleHearseDriver wrote: »I confess I was thinking about porn in church last Sunday and 10 minutes later I got a speeding ticket. I think that was God's way of saying "I'll show you."
The worst thoughts always pop up in my head at the wrong time.
How does one think about porn? we're u imagining a scene or thinking about the subtle nuisances in different director's and "actors" work?0 -
MrStabbems wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »I confess I was thinking about porn in church last Sunday and 10 minutes later I got a speeding ticket. I think that was God's way of saying "I'll show you."
The worst thoughts always pop up in my head at the wrong time.
How does one think about porn? we're u imagining a scene or thinking about the subtle nuisances in different director's and "actors" work?
I was replaying it in my mind.0 -
LittleHearseDriver wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »I confess I was thinking about porn in church last Sunday and 10 minutes later I got a speeding ticket. I think that was God's way of saying "I'll show you."
The worst thoughts always pop up in my head at the wrong time.
How does one think about porn? we're u imagining a scene or thinking about the subtle nuisances in different director's and "actors" work?
I was replaying it in my mind.
I suppose that's better than watching it whilst everyone else is praying...1 -
Kepplekakes wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »I confess I was thinking about porn in church last Sunday and 10 minutes later I got a speeding ticket. I think that was God's way of saying "I'll show you."
The worst thoughts always pop up in my head at the wrong time.
I have done way worse things in a church than think about porn.
...... go on0 -
Kepplekakes wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »I confess I was thinking about porn in church last Sunday and 10 minutes later I got a speeding ticket. I think that was God's way of saying "I'll show you."
The worst thoughts always pop up in my head at the wrong time.
I have done way worse things in a church than think about porn. Perhaps the speeding ticket was more about speeding than the pornographic mind wandering.
I do have a lead foot. I know the big guy wasn't happy about my shenanigans.MrStabbems wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »I confess I was thinking about porn in church last Sunday and 10 minutes later I got a speeding ticket. I think that was God's way of saying "I'll show you."
The worst thoughts always pop up in my head at the wrong time.
How does one think about porn? we're u imagining a scene or thinking about the subtle nuisances in different director's and "actors" work?
I was replaying it in my mind.
I suppose that's better than watching it whilst everyone else is praying...
Touche'0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »I confess I was thinking about porn in church last Sunday and 10 minutes later I got a speeding ticket. I think that was God's way of saying "I'll show you."
The worst thoughts always pop up in my head at the wrong time.
I have done way worse things in a church than think about porn.
...... go on
You would show up during a conversation about porn
I really don't get the appeal of porn.
Just this weekend I watched about 15 hours of porn just trying to understand why so many people like it.
* disclaimer: I seriously think watching that stuff is a waste of time and energy.
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