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    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    This is pretty foul, but...

    I confess that a bucket list item of mine is to drop a deuce in the kitty litter box one time just to see my wife's reaction and her immediate examination of the cat.

    This will likely never happen.

    Yep ..that's gross :laugh:
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    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
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    Which is why it won't happen, but the reaction would be priceless.

    Yeah ..but bed time for me soon and guess what image is now on my mind :s lol
  • Posts: 3,109 Member
    I haven't squatted in a while. I think this set is going to hurt. :#
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    I confess I don't think I can look at you the same now.
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
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    C'mere girl!

    Be right there!
  • Posts: 4,984 Member
    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    This is pretty foul, but...

    I confess that a bucket list item of mine is to drop a deuce in the kitty litter box one time just to see my wife's reaction and her immediate examination of the cat.

    This will likely never happen.

    I'm amused and gross out at the same time.
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    MrStabbems wrote: »
    I haven't squatted in a while. I think this set is going to hurt. :#

    I miss squats.
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    When I came to this page the top sentence on my screen was @MrStabbems saying he hadn't squatted in a while..but his user name was cut off..I confess given the previous topic I thought it was @BowlingForHollars talking about squatting over the cat litter :D
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
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    Good! No pain, no gain. Suck it up, Nancy

    It wasn't so bad. I let fear creep into my legs but I've squatted it all out now.

    I didn't want to do that much as I'll be cycling in about an hour or so and I need my legs to not be jelly when I get to the hills.
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    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    This is pretty foul, but...

    I confess that a bucket list item of mine is to drop a deuce in the kitty litter box one time just to see my wife's reaction and her immediate examination of the cat.

    This will likely never happen.

    If you decide to do it anyway, make sure you take metamusil for a few days before to make sure you leave a good solid one. Sorry, I know that is nasty but damn your post made me laugh out loud.
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
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    Squats and then cycling? That sounds terrible

    fairly light stuff, keeping the legs moving. get some cardio in and enjoy other cyclists lycra.
  • Posts: 4,984 Member
    I confess I seem to be in rare form today. What the hell has gotten into me? Or who? :lol:
  • Posts: 22,834 Member
    IC, I still haven't gone to a doctor or eye doctor for some issues. I feel like it is admitting I am old er sumpin. And I don't like that.

    At all.
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    IC, I still haven't gone to a doctor or eye doctor for some issues. I feel like it is admitting I am old er sumpin. And I don't like that.

    At all.

    I work for 3 of them and have been putting off admitting I am old.. You should go though, sometimes it's more serious than you think. Your eyes can be the tell all to lots more serious things that aren't even eye related.
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
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    I work for 3 of them and have been putting off admitting I am old.. You should go though, sometimes it's more serious than you think. Your eyes can be the tell all to lots more serious things that aren't even eye related.

    Yeah. Double vision issues this weekend so got an appt Friday. F'in hate it.
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
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    Yeah. Double vision issues this weekend so got an appt Friday. F'in hate it.

    Hope it turns out ok! No pain?
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    I confess I haven't had my eyes checked since high school... 1999, 2000ish.
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
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    Hope it turns out ok! No pain?

    No pain. My right eye is getting blurry and left isn't. Doesn't help with my dizziness.
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
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    No pain. My right eye is getting blurry and left isn't. Doesn't help with my dizziness.

    I bet it is frustrating! Glad there's no pain. Hopefully they get you figured out quickly.
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    Girl_With_Muscles_ wrote: »
    There's a person I'd love to high five, in the face, with a chair.

    Hmmm.....I wonder who that is....LOL
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    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I haven't had my eyes checked since high school... 1999, 2000ish.

    I've got my eyes checked last year. Still a nearsighted black man. It's good to do it every one or two years. I'm assuming you wear glasses?
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    I confess I was thinking about porn in church last Sunday and 10 minutes later I got a speeding ticket. I think that was God's way of saying "I'll show you." :D

    The worst thoughts always pop up in my head at the wrong time.
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    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I was thinking about porn in church last Sunday and 10 minutes later I got a speeding ticket. I think that was God's way of saying "I'll show you." :D

    The worst thoughts always pop up in my head at the wrong time.

    How does one think about porn? we're u imagining a scene or thinking about the subtle nuisances in different director's and "actors" work?
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    MrStabbems wrote: »
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    How does one think about porn? we're u imagining a scene or thinking about the subtle nuisances in different director's and "actors" work?

    I was replaying it in my mind.
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    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
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    I was replaying it in my mind.

    I suppose that's better than watching it whilst everyone else is praying...
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    Kepplekakes wrote: »
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    I have done way worse things in a church than think about porn.


    ...... go on
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    Kepplekakes wrote: »
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    I have done way worse things in a church than think about porn. Perhaps the speeding ticket was more about speeding than the pornographic mind wandering.

    I do have a lead foot. I know the big guy wasn't happy about my shenanigans.
    MrStabbems wrote: »
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    I suppose that's better than watching it whilst everyone else is praying...

    Touche'
  • Posts: 20,510 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
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    You would show up during a conversation about porn


    I really don't get the appeal of porn.

    Just this weekend I watched about 15 hours of porn just trying to understand why so many people like it.



    * disclaimer: I seriously think watching that stuff is a waste of time and energy.

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