True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
    _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
    Cerealsensei wrote: »
    I confess I have a crush on of our new coworkers, lawd she is beautiful. She's taken though, so that dream is shot down already

    not necessarily

    Either id have to wait until they break up or be a home wrecker and I'm not a home wrecker lol. I don't really want anything serious right now so I'm not sweating it too much.
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    Normally I'm a pretty mild manner girl; I wanna break my trainer down in a very bad way.

    I doubt he would complain much. What's stopping you from going for it?
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    I guarantee you he would do that part for free...
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    Well, unless the doors at his favorite bar don't swing that way. I guess there is always that possibility.
  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    FireTurtle75 wrote: »
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    Normally I'm a pretty mild manner girl; I wanna break my trainer down in a very bad way.

    I doubt he would complain much. What's stopping you from going for it?

    I'm having a conflict: I pay him to sculpt my body. I don't want to have to pay more for smacking my *kitten* and pulling my hair.

    I confess i <3 this pp...id smack it and pull it ;)
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    FireTurtle75 wrote: »
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    Normally I'm a pretty mild manner girl; I wanna break my trainer down in a very bad way.

    I doubt he would complain much. What's stopping you from going for it?

    I'm having a conflict: I pay him to sculpt my body. I don't want to have to pay more for smacking my *kitten* and pulling my hair.

    think of it as: an investment

  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    I just think that if you are a personal trainer and you look that f@cking good; the *kitten* smacking and hair pulling should be included. I don't mind investing but I'm all short term return, instead of long term gains right now
    Well, in the game of golf, both the long game & the short game are important. But this isn't golf. Here, both long & short games are important still, but in this situation though you want him to aim for a higher stroke count & not lower.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    FireTurtle75 wrote: »
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    Normally I'm a pretty mild manner girl; I wanna break my trainer down in a very bad way.

    I doubt he would complain much. What's stopping you from going for it?

    I'm having a conflict: I pay him to sculpt my body. I don't want to have to pay more for smacking my *kitten* and pulling my hair.

    think of it as: an investment

    I just think that if you are a personal trainer and you look that f@cking good; the *kitten* smacking and hair pulling should be included. I don't mind investing but I'm all short term return, instead of long term gains right now

    review your written agreement for the training sessions

    most training agreement will include an *kitten* slapping and hair pulling clause; the deluxe packages will include a free reach-around too.



    *feel free to use your favorite 'deluxe package' joke here.
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    No need to make golfing your new hobby. Just hit the driving range for a day then go home.
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    I hope I'm not causing you more problems with my posts. Sorry if I am. If it is just tell me to STFU. LOL
  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
    When i drop my boys off for the week with their dad part of my wants to grab a glass of wine and sit back and revel in the quiet...the other part of me wants to climb in bed (ok shoot me...with a glass of wine) and cry :|
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    @LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I'm enjoy this new chapter in my life. I've decided to put myself first for once. Going out to eat, buying myself flowers, going to the movies, etc.... I'm basically dating myself and its wonderful :smiley:

    hfataydvrsar.jpg

    The sex is pretty good, too, I bet.
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    My remaining 30 minutes of work will be spent on the MFP boards. I've worked pretty hard for long enough today.
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    @LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I'm enjoy this new chapter in my life. I've decided to put myself first for once. Going out to eat, buying myself flowers, going to the movies, etc.... I'm basically dating myself and its wonderful :smiley:

    hfataydvrsar.jpg

    The sex is pretty good, too, I bet.

    It isnt if that key is to her chastity belt.
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    tmanfromtexas wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    @LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I'm enjoy this new chapter in my life. I've decided to put myself first for once. Going out to eat, buying myself flowers, going to the movies, etc.... I'm basically dating myself and its wonderful :smiley:

    hfataydvrsar.jpg

    The sex is pretty good, too, I bet.

    It isnt if that key is to her chastity belt.

    but she has the key...
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    angelxsss wrote: »
    tmanfromtexas wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    @LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I'm enjoy this new chapter in my life. I've decided to put myself first for once. Going out to eat, buying myself flowers, going to the movies, etc.... I'm basically dating myself and its wonderful :smiley:

    hfataydvrsar.jpg

    The sex is pretty good, too, I bet.

    It isnt if that key is to her chastity belt.

    but she has the key...

    Looks like it is under glass. I guess she could break it in the event of an emergency...
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    kimothy38 wrote: »
    After lots of ongoing issues, I took my hubby out for date night to clear the air. It went really, really, really well. Big smile on my face and skipping around work today. Yuss!

    This is great! What'd you guys do?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    @LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I'm enjoy this new chapter in my life. I've decided to put myself first for once. Going out to eat, buying myself flowers, going to the movies, etc.... I'm basically dating myself and its wonderful :smiley:

    hfataydvrsar.jpg

    The sex is pretty good, too, I bet.

    I wonder if she also makes herself a sandwich?
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    The sex is pretty good, too, I bet.
    I can't complain.
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I wonder if she also makes herself a sandwich?

    All the time porcupine
    tmanfromtexas wrote: »
    It isnt if that key is to her chastity belt.

    Keep your eyes out of my shadow box!!!

  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    @LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I'm enjoy this new chapter in my life. I've decided to put myself first for once. Going out to eat, buying myself flowers, going to the movies, etc.... I'm basically dating myself and its wonderful :smiley:

    hfataydvrsar.jpg

    The sex is pretty good, too, I bet.

    I wonder if she also makes herself a sandwich?

    Well, I was just going to comment on how awesome her serving tray was, but everyone had to go & sully the idea with perverted comments. I realize now, that my original idea for a comment was pretty lame even though it is a cool serving tray. Thank you everyone for helping me to see the error of my ways. LOL
  • Jonathanak6
    Jonathanak6 Posts: 73 Member
    I'm a 21 year old virgin who's never kissed a girl or been in a relationship because of my insecurity of my small "boat" and I still live at my moms house
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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    Jonathanak6 wrote: »
    I'm a 21 year old virgin who's never kissed a girl or been in a relationship because of my insecurity of my small "boat" and I still live at my moms house

    Take a look in the motion of the ocean thread.
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
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    I confess my workout frequency is pathetic. On the bright side, at least it's better than nothing
  • Owlie45
    Owlie45 Posts: 806 Member
    Jonathanak6 wrote: »
    I'm a 21 year old virgin who's never kissed a girl or been in a relationship because of my insecurity of my small "boat" and I still live at my moms house

    Boat size doesn't matter. Never met another woman that thought it mattered.

    IC I was 26 when I lost my virginity, to a guy I flew across country to meet.
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    edited June 2017
    Jonathanak6 wrote: »
    I'm a 21 year old virgin who's never kissed a girl or been in a relationship because of my insecurity of my small "boat" and I still live at my moms house

    I lost my virginity when I was 22 with a guy I'd met online the day before and who drove 4 hours to see me and drive me to a hotel in his car. 10/10 would not recommend.

    Also, I lived at home until 3 months ago (I'm 24)- don't sweat it.

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