True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    I confess I saw a phallic symbol in a cloud. Does that make me gay?

    Yes
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  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
    I confess I saw a phallic symbol in a cloud. Does that make me gay?

    Only if you got a chubby.

    I think it moved.
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  • Unknown
    edited July 2017
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  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
    I confess that i wasted all my spare time

    Haha what happened to the comment about paying bills? I went to reply and this came up :D

    :D:D thought better about it! Don't want any strikes!
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I confess I saw a phallic symbol in a cloud. Does that make me gay?

    no?
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    I confess I saw a phallic symbol in a cloud. Does that make me gay?

    Did you say no homo after looking at it? If you didn't I've got some news for you.....

    Like that time you and your friend showed that one girl how to do "it" right?

    Precisely like that time! Man that could've gotten weird if he hadn't said it.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    I confess I saw a phallic symbol in a cloud. Does that make me gay?

    Did you say no homo after looking at it? If you didn't I've got some news for you.....

    Like that time you and your friend showed that one girl how to do "it" right?

    Precisely like that time! Man that could've gotten weird if he hadn't said it.

    If he hadn't said it, you probably wouldn't be able to look him in the eyes to this day! Did he look you in the eyes that day too?
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    I confess I saw a phallic symbol in a cloud. Does that make me gay?

    Did you say no homo after looking at it? If you didn't I've got some news for you.....

    Like that time you and your friend showed that one girl how to do "it" right?

    Precisely like that time! Man that could've gotten weird if he hadn't said it.

    If he hadn't said it, you probably wouldn't be able to look him in the eyes to this day! Did he look you in the eyes that day too?

    Of course, gave him a wink and even did the ole finger guns as a sign of appreciation.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    @kace_kay wrote: »
    @SomebodyWakeUpHIcks this may help
    4ub6zit0lvsg.jpg

    Mulva?
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    I confess I saw a phallic symbol in a cloud. Does that make me gay?

    Did you say no homo after looking at it? If you didn't I've got some news for you.....

    Like that time you and your friend showed that one girl how to do "it" right?

    That is my favorite story
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  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
    I confess I find risqué conversations boring due to oversaturation on MFP.
    You are not visiting the right threads
  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
    Or making the right friends
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    I confess that i need to get my *kitten* together with this heart stuff
  • lunchboxesforme
    lunchboxesforme Posts: 6 Member
    I confess that when I am depressed I spend money on stuff I don't need.

    I confess, I use retail therapy too!
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    I confess I saw a phallic symbol in a cloud. Does that make me gay?

    Did you say no homo after looking at it? If you didn't I've got some news for you.....

    Like that time you and your friend showed that one girl how to do "it" right?

    That is my favorite story

    story?

    ..... you should see the video
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    edited July 2017
    I was eye'd up yesterday by two young ladies who used the secret code of "hey, 7 o'clock" *wink* *wink* to her friend.

    Whilst I appreciate the compliment I felt it could have been a bit more subtle, there doesn't seem to be the same etiquette to eye groping folks these days.
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I confess that when I am depressed I spend money on stuff I don't need.

    fight-club.jpg




    * in tyler we trust
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    I took a nap today & now I can't sleep
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    edited July 2017
    Sometimes I have mini existential crises when I think about all the books I want to read, and all the new ones that are constantly being released, and I realize that I'll die before I can read all of them.
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    angelxsss wrote: »
    Sometimes I have mini existential crises when I think about all the books I want to read, and all the new ones that are constantly being released, and I realize that I'll die before I can read all of them.

    Here's a mind bender. Now think about all the amazing ones that will never get published because publishers don't think they can make money on them.
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    angelxsss wrote: »
    Sometimes I have mini existential crises when I think about all the books I want to read, and all the new ones that are constantly being released, and I realize that I'll die before I can read all of them.

    Oh my word this. Exactly this you and i have similar parts in our brains