True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • erica_today
    erica_today Posts: 185 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.

    I keep my toothbrush in the living room now

    Hahahaha I new you were a freak.

    But I like it
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  • erica_today
    erica_today Posts: 185 Member
    erica_today wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.

    Oh yeah and anyone I dates tongue.

    No shame. Rim jobs are the best.
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    LeGaCyGiAnT91 Posts: 405 Member
    erica_today wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.

    Oh yeah and anyone I dates tongue.

    No shame. Rim jobs are the best.

    This is love.
  • Muscle_for_Fitness
    Muscle_for_Fitness Posts: 2,198 Member
    erica_today wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.

    Oh yeah and anyone I dates tongue.

    No shame. Rim jobs are the best.

    Rim jobs give me a turtle head
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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    tiny_rick wrote: »
    Muscle_for_Fitness wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.

    Oh yeah and anyone I dates tongue.

    No shame. Rim jobs are the best.

    Rim jobs give me a turtle head

    It's like licking the last bit out of an ice cream machine. Squeaky clean!

    I was thinking ice cream out of the bottom of a sundae cup but this works too.
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  • erica_today
    erica_today Posts: 185 Member
    mledford0116 wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.

    Oh yeah and anyone I dates tongue.

    No shame. Rim jobs are the best.

    I wish I could figure out how to do the clapping hands emoji on here.

    New bestie found.
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  • Motorsheen
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    erica_today wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.

    Oh yeah and anyone I dates tongue.

    No shame. Rim jobs are the best.

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    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.

    I keep my toothbrush in the living room now

    I poop in your living room

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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    I confess my thumbs are too big to hit the DIBS thread and I keep hitting the numbers and it asks me if I want to call that number and I get excited for a split second thinking I have @kitty_meow_meow_ 's number

    For a small fee of about tree fiddy I can provide this to you.
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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    I confess that nobody lives in my basement or poops in my living room and that makes me feel left out.

    You have 5 kids. How is this even possible?

    I make them poop outside.

    LMAO! Hilarious.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    I confess that nobody lives in my basement or poops in my living room and that makes me feel left out.

    You have 5 kids. How is this even possible?

    I make them poop outside.

    Brilliant, actually!
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.

    Actually it doesn't because I have one of those toothbrush cover thingies and I ALWAYS shut the lid before I flush and so does my husband.

    What about squeezing your legs together to cover the opening when you flush? Does that count as containment enough?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited July 2017
    erica_today wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    erica_today wrote: »
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.

    I keep my toothbrush in the living room now

    Hahahaha I new you were a freak.

    But I like it

    Did you know she is a thespian?
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