True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    edited July 2017
    I confess i hate the song "slow hands" because the auto tone is super bad
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    captainfantastic94 wrote: »
    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    I confess I was wooing every reply in a thread and now I forget which one.

    Also would like to rub it in since @leut_underpants 's woo is in the fritz.

    And exactly what will you be rubbing and where, Miss @MeeseeksAndDestroy?

    Going to rub my woo all over your post

    I'm just gonna watch if that's ok

    Did you need a pillow whilse you watch? Hide any diglets that may surface?

    Nah. Nothing noticable will surface. I only have small town local news. No BBC here.

    You are so *kitten* quick! :o:D
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  • nataliatanchevski
    nataliatanchevski Posts: 45 Member
    I confess that I hide my kit Kats in a frozen vegetable bag in the freezer so my son won't eat them.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    @captainfantastic94 wrote: »
    I confess i hate the song "slow hands" because the auto tone is super bad

    That's because you're listening to the wrong one.

    https://youtu.be/LNBJSei0XV0
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    heidishmidi wrote: »
    @captainfantastic94 wrote: »
    I confess i hate the song "slow hands" because the auto tone is super bad

    That's because you're listening to the wrong one.

    https://youtu.be/LNBJSei0XV0

    This is much better thank you!!
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  • lollyolivia
    lollyolivia Posts: 305 Member
    I'm lost are we quoting New Girl or Harry Potter?
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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    edited July 2017
    kace_kay wrote: »
    I was chuckling at the " What are you doing right now?" thread and someone mentioned watching BBC. I was trying to figure out what BBC stood for and all I could come up with was "Big, Black, C**k", and since they were talking about eating meat, I assumed she was watching something x-rated. Then it dawned on me that I'm a *kitten* pervert.
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    Some of my favorite shows air on the BBC :D #mindinthegutter

    Haha, (for me about the BBC thread) at first I was thinking "I like Orphan Black, Dr Who, Vikings and Coasts" (all BBC shows)...then I got it...and I remembered the big black *kitten* YouTube video
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
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    stupid word play threads. I must confess that i dont find them funny.

    You're right. I much rather come to the forums and read people's "Just woke up, going to drink coffee" or "Look at me! LOOK AT ME!" posts or find out what they would like to do to the person above them. That is all so much more entertaining than some witty word play
    :p

    :tongue:

    ya should let others tell you they're witty !
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  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    lollyolivia wrote: »
    I'm lost are we quoting New Girl or Harry Potter?

    Its actually yes man
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    I was chuckling at the " What are you doing right now?" thread and someone mentioned watching BBC. I was trying to figure out what BBC stood for and all I could come up with was "Big, Black, C**k", and since they were talking about eating meat, I assumed she was watching something x-rated. Then it dawned on me that I'm a *kitten* pervert.
    h2j5x38oneq0.gif
    P.S.
    Some of my favorite shows air on the BBC :D #mindinthegutter

    Haha, (for me about the BBC thread) at first I was thinking "I like Orphan Black, Dr Who, Vikings and Coasts" (all BBC shows)...then I got it...and I remembered the big black *kitten* YouTube video

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  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    I rarely eat more than 2 servings of fruits and vegetables in a day. It's terrible. I wish I could say that I'm trying to work on that, but I'm not really trying. Just more like thinking about trying. Sad but true.

  • Poisonedpawn78
    Poisonedpawn78 Posts: 1,145 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I missed the "cheating husband" thread... damn..

    it was glorious. we got names and everything. Sadly the no fun police found out.
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Gloriam_Sanguinis wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I confess..Im drinking this regardless of the calories..it tastes like heaven.. 0avch10zid86.jpg

    Donut liqueur?? Why? Just... eeewww

    It actually tastes a bit like creamy raspberry jam, not like donut so much
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Gloriam_Sanguinis wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I confess..Im drinking this regardless of the calories..it tastes like heaven.. 0avch10zid86.jpg

    Donut liqueur?? Why? Just... eeewww

    It actually tastes a bit like creamy raspberry jam, not like donut so much

    I'd drink with you any day! <3 sounds yummy

    Kace ..it was orgasmic. Really delicious
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    I confess I don't really have anything to confess right now, I just wanted to type something, so I'm gonna *kitten* do it.
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
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    stupid word play threads. I must confess that i dont find them funny.

    You're right. I much rather come to the forums and read people's "Just woke up, going to drink coffee" or "Look at me! LOOK AT ME!" posts or find out what they would like to do to the person above them. That is all so much more entertaining than some witty word play
    :p

    :tongue:

    ya should let others tell you they're witty !

    Why not? I already let others tell me how strong and amazing they are.

    subtle brag that all the folks are trying to impress you? :tongue:
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    I confess id like more arrow
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