True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I hate wearing pants and if it wasn't a unwritten rule to wear clothes I'd be wearing a sports bra and yoga shorts all day everyday

    (ok maybe not during the winter)

    thank you for changing the subject; really, thank you.
  • nlwrfa
    nlwrfa Posts: 118 Member
    I started talking to a married guy (at work when it was slow as friends), but he showed me that I deserve better than what I've been dealt and thought that's all I was worthy of. I haven't talked to him since February because his wife filed for divorce. I think about him everyday, wonder if he thinks about me the same way, and I wonder if he misses me and hopes that his divorce goes through and he contacts me. He likes posts I have on Instagram and I so badly just want him to text or call me but I can't call or text him because he said he needed to figure out his marriage (pre divorce and his unopposed motion and I only know because the courts are public knowledge here on a website). But I know that if he did miss me, he would have talked to me by now and it makes me sad.
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Im not generally a violent person but there's a face I imagine on the punching bag that makes me hit harder and with much satisfaction. :#
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A friend dropped by with some hot and spicy kfc for lunch..I inhaled that chicken like I haven't eaten in a month :( #piggiesnort
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    I came into work at 2am this morning for (OT), after about 4hrs sleep, feeling like a cocky machine... But the little lady, who's about 25yrs my senior, who I relieved, just humbles me... Hope I still got it by the time I've learned to be as wise as her....
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    IC - I have the kind of pudding that only $240 can buy. I had the $240. I had to have the pudding. Now I could of bought $100 worth of pudding, and that would have been a lot of pudding, but I had to go all the way baby. All the way home. And get $240, worth of pudding. Aw yeah.

    You may ask, Cee134, where did you get $240? Don’t worry your pretty little head about it. It ain’t your concern.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited July 2017
    cee134 wrote: »
    IC - I have the kind of pudding that only $240 can buy. I had the $240. I had to have the pudding. Now I could of bought $100 worth of pudding, and that would have been a lot of pudding, but I had to go all the way baby. All the way home. And get $240, worth of pudding. Aw yeah.

    You may ask, Cee134, where did you get $240? Don’t worry your pretty little head about it. It ain’t your concern.

    chocolate, vanilla, or banana?

    Shhhhh. Awwww Yeahhhh!
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    IC - I have the kind of pudding that only $240 can buy. I had the $240. I had to have the pudding. Now I could of bought $100 worth of pudding, and that would have been a lot of pudding, but I had to go all the way baby. All the way home. And get $240, worth of pudding. Aw yeah.

    You may ask, Cee134, where did you get $240? Don’t worry your pretty little head about it. It ain’t your concern.

    Damn that must be some fancy pudding

    It's the kind of pudding that only $240 can buy.
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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    I confess I am practicing sleeping with my eyes open.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I confess I am practicing sleeping with my eyes open.

    That's a good trick if you can learn it.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I confess that eating a bowl of kashi is, for all intents and purposes, the same thing as eating a bowl of barnacles. RIP roof of my mouth.

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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I confess I am practicing sleeping with my eyes open.

    That's a good trick if you can learn it.

    Hells yeah it is!! I need to master it.
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    I confess I am practicing sleeping with my eyes open.

    My stepson used to do that when he was younger. It would freak me the *kitten* out.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    I confess until this morning I had a completely different meaning of the word heathen in my mind.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    I confess I am practicing sleeping with my eyes open.

    My stepson used to do that when he was younger. It would freak me the *kitten* out.

    I'm sure it would freak people out! But I'd be able to sleep at work :lol:
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    I confess my heart is breaking right now. My best friend is going through some stuff right now and I'm 1000 miles away. I wish I could be there with her.
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  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    I confess that someone on my street has a Bluetooth speaker and I just started playing the Halloween theme tune through in. :D I'm in need of further ideas.
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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    I confess that someone on my street has a Bluetooth speaker and I just started playing the Halloween theme tune through in. :D I'm in need of further ideas.

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  • erica_today
    erica_today Posts: 185 Member
    I confess that I take my coffee to the bathroom with me in the morning to poo then I turn on my front facing camera and make cute faces at myself until I'm done

    No shame.

    Your coffee has poopy particles in it every morning, then.

    So does your toothbrush.
    That's life.
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