So upset...18 calories over
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Do one pushup. Bam.
This is the best response. I love it. Do 2 just to be sure.0 -
It's kind of a waste of space to post this - sarcasm or not.
Is the internet running out of space already??
I knew this day would eventually happen...
...I just didn't realize it would happen so soon.
Does this mean the CD-ROM that someone gave me a couple years ago with the internet on it isn't valid anymore?
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Do one pushup. Bam.
LOL yeah do this good to go0 -
Phew! I just went and walked a mile in case I'm over by 18 calories tonite! hehe0
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Careful though... don't want to have to count the toothpaste!I'm 18 calories over my goal for today.
Should I exercise this late?
Do you think I'd have to eat back the extra calories?
Do you think my BMI would be affected?
Do you think I should take selfies for before/after the 18 calories?
Should I increase my overall calories or decrease them?
If I have a calories deficit tomorrow will I enter starvation mode?
Lord I hope this doesn't lead to fat shaming...or burro shaming. I couldn't handle it. :noway:
brush your teeth for an extra long time to burn those 18 calories. but not too long, or you will be under and have to eat again. it's a fine balancing act.
also, it's important to remember... burro shaming is NEVER an option.0 -
You're still at a deficit.....you're fine.0
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Are you serious?!
I guess my sarcasm detector isn't functioning.
I think eating a whole thing of brownies is a good idea.0 -
that is a stellar attempt at a joke my dear, but you seemed to have failed to achieve a giggle, nor a guffaw.
valiant attempt tho! tally hoe!0 -
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*thoroughly enjoying all the responses from people for whom the joke was obviously missed, however blatantly apparent*0
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I think you should rage quit and eat a whole batch of brownies. You've already blown it, anyway.
Once you go over, there's no going back.0 -
zzzzzzzzzzzz0
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http://www.myfitnesspal.com/food/diary/Helloitsdan?date=2013-06-20
Still lost weight......
Zero cardio, 30 mins weight session.0 -
i get this guilty feeling when i eat a whole large pizza over lol..0
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I think you should rage quit and eat a whole batch of brownies. You've already blown it, anyway.
This!0 -
this thread is full of win0
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:laugh:
Well at least you didn't eat 18 calories under. That would have sent you straight into starvation mode!0 -
Oh dear.
Well a 125 lb person burns 41 calories per half hour of typing, so do some more typing and then eat another 18 calories. :bigsmile:
Really? that much? holy cow... so If I typed all day (lets say 6 hours) I would burn over 492 calories just from typing?
Well that same 125lb person burns 26 calories in a half hour of sleeping, so it makes sense...
Sleep??? Did someone say sleep???? My favorite word!!!! lol0 -
In for the people who took this post seriously :happy:
MFP never ceases to amaze me... I love you all.
You never know, she could be serious. I don't think it's funny. There are tons of people who actually become this obsessive.
I know there are. I see those people's threads all the time and I always offer them support and encouragement.
The way she worded this thread, however, made it very clear it was a joke.0 -
GET LAID!!!...... You will Burn the calories... And feel GR8 doing it.. Not to mention the work out will be AMAZING....
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I'm in a similar boat, but I still have 75 calories left.
The dessert I want is 80 calories, that would put me 5 over and ermagawd I doan wanna hit a plato.
Should i wait until almost midnight and eat most of it but save the last bite until after midnight so it counts as the next day?
Would I log it as 75 today and 5 tomorrow.
I'se so confused!
it's okay. he died about 1665 years ago... so if you see Plato, it's probably zombie Plato, and okay to hit him.
"Life must be lived as play." --Plato0 -
I'm in a similar boat, but I still have 75 calories left.
The dessert I want is 80 calories, that would put me 5 over and ermagawd I doan wanna hit a plato.
Should i wait until almost midnight and eat most of it but save the last bite until after midnight so it counts as the next day?
Would I log it as 75 today and 5 tomorrow.
I'se so confused!
it's okay. he died about 1665 years ago... so if you see Plato, it's probably zombie Plato, and okay to hit him.
"Life must be lived as play." --Plato
love!0 -
:laugh:
Well at least you didn't eat 18 calories under. That would have sent you straight into starvation mode!
:laugh: He he!0 -
Careful. Assuming you are at maintenance...do this just 200 days in a row and you will have gained a full pound. 2000 days of this kind of wanton abandon and you'll have added TEN pounds. And in a little under 55 years of these kinds of shenanigans, you'll be ONE HUNDRED pounds heavier.
This is truly a dangerous path down which you are headed. Tread carefully.
:laugh: Ha :laugh: Lol!!!
Ok you just keep cracking me up! Love your comments! :drinker:0 -
I'm in a similar boat, but I still have 75 calories left.
The dessert I want is 80 calories, that would put me 5 over and ermagawd I doan wanna hit a plato.
Should i wait until almost midnight and eat most of it but save the last bite until after midnight so it counts as the next day?
Would I log it as 75 today and 5 tomorrow.
I'se so confused!
it's okay. he died about 1665 years ago... so if you see Plato, it's probably zombie Plato, and okay to hit him.
"Life must be lived as play." --Plato
HAHAHA that's pretty good, those darn zombie plato's always ruining my weightloss for the day0 -
Careful. Assuming you are at maintenance...do this just 200 days in a row and you will have gained a full pound. 2000 days of this kind of wanton abandon and you'll have added TEN pounds. And in a little under 55 years of these kinds of shenanigans, you'll be ONE HUNDRED pounds heavier.
This is truly a dangerous path down which you are headed. Tread carefully.
Woah! That IS actually quite scary!0 -
Hmm... About a couple of minutes of running should take care of it. The only problem is you're gonna take more than a couple of minutes changing into workout clothes and put on running shoes, then you'd still have to change back after the shower.
I think you should just declare it a cheat day and eat a couple of hundred calories more to make it official.0 -
This was the most entertaining post I've seen in a long time! haha0
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I'm 18 calories over my goal for today.
Should I exercise this late?
Do you think I'd have to eat back the extra calories?
Do you think my BMI would be affected?
Do you think I should take selfies for before/after the 18 calories?
Should I increase my overall calories or decrease them?
If I have a calories deficit tomorrow will I enter starvation mode?
Lord I hope this doesn't lead to fat shaming...or burro shaming. I couldn't handle it. :noway:
Is this a joke? 18 calories really?0 -
I bet you burned the 18 calories just thinking about and typing this out.0
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