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    Post your superpower. However, the poster below you gets to corrupt it

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    • Posts: 3,985 Member
      You never tire, which makes it hard to realize your dreams.

      Just the sight of my beautiful flowing mullet causes orgasms.
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    • Posts: 3,985 Member
      Maximus wrote: »
      Granted. But you're always in the guys locker room

      Yeah it's messy, but HILARIOUS!
    • Posts: 131 Member
      Aw yall are no fun! You ended it! I'm starting again.

      I have the power to melt fat on humans in a healthy way!
    • Posts: 483 Member
      but the melted fat just collects around their ankles.

      I am able to turn invisible
    • Posts: 131 Member
      But only when you're on the toilet.

      I have the power to know how to take anything apart and put it back together correctly.
    • Posts: 483 Member
      but you have the memory capacity of a goldfish

      I have the power to be able to find anything or anyone instantly
    • Posts: 787 Member
      but you cannot act on that information, or tell anyone else where they are.

      I can swim across the ocean without getting tired.
    • Posts: 131 Member
      But you're allergic to water.

      I have to power to heavily influence people and objects. (Kind of like the force)
    • Posts: 8,523 Member
      It's directly proportional to your own strength, so you can't lift anything heavier than what you could physically life. As for influencing people, you can't get them to do anything they wouldn't do anyway.

      I have the ability to grow my hair at whatever rate I desire.
    • Posts: 3,678 Member
      You'll go bald the instant you stop thinking about your hair.
      I can eat or drink and get all the nutrients/hydration without absorbing a single calorie!
    • Posts: 787 Member
      You immediately die of starvation, due to your inability to absorb or use any energy.

      I can snap my fingers and make my chores finish themselves.
    • Posts: 8,523 Member
      Every time you snap your fingers, you break your finger bones

      I can read minds at will
    • Posts: 4,296 Member
      Much too complicated I'll just be a hosapien
    • Posts: 3,678 Member
      OneHundredToLose wrote: »
      Every time you snap your fingers, you break your finger bones

      I can read minds at will
      Unfortunately, everybody's thinking poorly about you!
      I can change your life, simply by smiling at you. :)
    • Posts: 81 Member
      But the use of each power drains 1 month from your life.

      I am loved by all who meet me.
    • Posts: 787 Member
      It only works when you live on Mars. No one ever meets you.

      I can grant unlimited wishes.
    • Posts: 81 Member
      yellowantphil wrote: »
      It only works when you live on Mars. No one ever meets you.

      That's so sad though! :neutral:
    • Posts: 787 Member
      Never mind then. Your superpower is not getting your superpowers corrupted, even if you post them in the "corrupt a superpower" thread.
    • Posts: 81 Member
      But only to ants.

      I banish sadness with humor.
    • Posts: 8,523 Member
      But the humor is all at your expense.

      I can transfer heat from one object to another
    • Posts: 41 Member
      but the power requires AAA batteries.

      I travel by speed of thought
    • Posts: 8,523 Member
      Literally anytime you think of a place, you suddenly travel there. Dreams count too.

      I have advanced powers of persuasion
    • Posts: 787 Member
      The effect wears off immediately once you're no longer around the person you were persuading.

      I can speed up and slow down time.
    • Posts: 8,523 Member
      You can only do change time for yourself, so when you slow it down, it's just you being really slow.

      I can have any hairstyle I want instantly
    • Posts: 3,678 Member
      edited September 2015
      You can go bald instantly if you're not careful.
      I can still change your life with a simple smile. :)
    • Posts: 1,298 Member
      I have the power to absorb everyone's powers
    • Posts: 218 Member
      you can only absorb mine in bed!
      I can change into any outfit in a blink of an eye
    • Posts: 8,523 Member
      You can't blink. Ever.

      I have the ability to get a full night's sleep in just 10 minutes
    • Posts: 218 Member
      you get kicked in the nuts every 9 and a half minutes. hard.

      I have the ability to jump 10 stories high
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