Post your superpower. However, the poster below you gets to corrupt it

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  • MisterRok
    MisterRok Posts: 3,985 Member
    You never tire, which makes it hard to realize your dreams.

    Just the sight of my beautiful flowing mullet causes orgasms.
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  • MisterRok
    MisterRok Posts: 3,985 Member
    Maximus wrote: »
    Granted. But you're always in the guys locker room

    Yeah it's messy, but HILARIOUS!
  • Ajirvin
    Ajirvin Posts: 131 Member
    Aw yall are no fun! You ended it! I'm starting again.

    I have the power to melt fat on humans in a healthy way!
  • FatMoojor
    FatMoojor Posts: 483 Member
    but the melted fat just collects around their ankles.

    I am able to turn invisible
  • Ajirvin
    Ajirvin Posts: 131 Member
    But only when you're on the toilet.

    I have the power to know how to take anything apart and put it back together correctly.
  • FatMoojor
    FatMoojor Posts: 483 Member
    but you have the memory capacity of a goldfish

    I have the power to be able to find anything or anyone instantly
  • yellowantphil
    yellowantphil Posts: 787 Member
    but you cannot act on that information, or tell anyone else where they are.

    I can swim across the ocean without getting tired.
  • Ajirvin
    Ajirvin Posts: 131 Member
    But you're allergic to water.

    I have to power to heavily influence people and objects. (Kind of like the force)
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    It's directly proportional to your own strength, so you can't lift anything heavier than what you could physically life. As for influencing people, you can't get them to do anything they wouldn't do anyway.

    I have the ability to grow my hair at whatever rate I desire.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    You'll go bald the instant you stop thinking about your hair.
    I can eat or drink and get all the nutrients/hydration without absorbing a single calorie!
  • yellowantphil
    yellowantphil Posts: 787 Member
    You immediately die of starvation, due to your inability to absorb or use any energy.

    I can snap my fingers and make my chores finish themselves.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Every time you snap your fingers, you break your finger bones

    I can read minds at will
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    Much too complicated I'll just be a hosapien
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    OneHundredToLose wrote: »
    Every time you snap your fingers, you break your finger bones

    I can read minds at will
    Unfortunately, everybody's thinking poorly about you!
    I can change your life, simply by smiling at you. :)
  • medeabc
    medeabc Posts: 81 Member
    But the use of each power drains 1 month from your life.

    I am loved by all who meet me.
  • yellowantphil
    yellowantphil Posts: 787 Member
    It only works when you live on Mars. No one ever meets you.

    I can grant unlimited wishes.
  • medeabc
    medeabc Posts: 81 Member
    yellowantphil wrote: »
    It only works when you live on Mars. No one ever meets you.

    That's so sad though! :neutral:
  • yellowantphil
    yellowantphil Posts: 787 Member
    Never mind then. Your superpower is not getting your superpowers corrupted, even if you post them in the "corrupt a superpower" thread.
  • medeabc
    medeabc Posts: 81 Member
    But only to ants.

    I banish sadness with humor.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    But the humor is all at your expense.

    I can transfer heat from one object to another
  • Rob7979
    Rob7979 Posts: 41 Member
    but the power requires AAA batteries.

    I travel by speed of thought
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Literally anytime you think of a place, you suddenly travel there. Dreams count too.

    I have advanced powers of persuasion
  • yellowantphil
    yellowantphil Posts: 787 Member
    The effect wears off immediately once you're no longer around the person you were persuading.

    I can speed up and slow down time.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    You can only do change time for yourself, so when you slow it down, it's just you being really slow.

    I can have any hairstyle I want instantly
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    edited September 2015
    You can go bald instantly if you're not careful.
    I can still change your life with a simple smile. :)
  • ladymuaythai
    ladymuaythai Posts: 1,298 Member
    I have the power to absorb everyone's powers
  • Etazer
    Etazer Posts: 218 Member
    you can only absorb mine in bed!
    I can change into any outfit in a blink of an eye
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    You can't blink. Ever.

    I have the ability to get a full night's sleep in just 10 minutes
  • Etazer
    Etazer Posts: 218 Member
    you get kicked in the nuts every 9 and a half minutes. hard.

    I have the ability to jump 10 stories high

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