Post your superpower. However, the poster below you gets to corrupt it

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  • starshipbunny
    starshipbunny Posts: 31 Member
    It happens every time you take a step.

    I have the telepathic ability to compel and manipulate sea life
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    You can communicate with fish but they dont have a complex mind to communicate but just eat so really all you can make them do is eat more and swim faster.

    I can create a force field up to 1000000 miles
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Each mile requires one of your hairs to be consumed for energy.

    I can instantly be clean without a shower / bath.
  • TMacKtwenty4
    TMacKtwenty4 Posts: 3,256 Member
    But you lose the ability to speak for a week.

    I have the ability to see your future with a handshake
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    And you see that My absorbtion powers will rob you of this clairvoyance once we release hands

    Now I have the ability to see your future with a handshake
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Your hands shrink to the size of doll hands for 2 hours after you use your power.

    I have the ability to access the internet with my mind.
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    OneHundredToLose wrote: »
    Your hands shrink to the size of doll hands for 2 hours after you use your power.

    I have the ability to access the internet with my mind.

    but you can only look at scat websites.

    I'm super intelligent.
  • CherylNTexas
    CherylNTexas Posts: 1,275 Member
    Unfortunately, the only website you can access is HSN.

    I can manipulate time.
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    CherylNTexas wrote: »
    Unfortunately, the only website you can access is HSN.

    I can manipulate time.

    But you can only manage to go back to when you were having bad experiences ...and then not correct or change them.

    I'm super-annoying :smile:
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    It only lasts for a few hours in the morning.
    I can work out forever and not feel bad, not even a little bit sore!
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    zcb94 wrote: »
    It only lasts for a few hours in the morning.
    I can work out forever and not feel bad, not even a little bit sore!

    But you can only lift something the weight of an ant.

    I can run really fast.
  • CherylNTexas
    CherylNTexas Posts: 1,275 Member


    But only for 1.3 second bursts, the rest of the time you have to crawl.

    I never have to sleep.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Awesome! Sadly, you can't dream up good ideas to help others without having a dream.
    I rarely need to eat, sleep, drink or uh, self-relieve, so I can help people all the live long day!
  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,590 Member
    but you're getting psychological burnout.

    I can edit an entire book in one day. XD
  • MisterRok
    MisterRok Posts: 3,985 Member
    You can edit like a champ, but the dyslexia doesn't pleh uoy hcum.

    I can do a bunch of superhuman stuff and have a cool shield.
  • TMacKtwenty4
    TMacKtwenty4 Posts: 3,256 Member
    but when you use your sheild you become a little mouse for a day

    I can redirect electricity
  • lauraleefaith
    lauraleefaith Posts: 578 Member
    The electricity gets redirected to your right big toe.

    I can forsee the future.
  • sadiebrawl
    sadiebrawl Posts: 863 Member
    But you have short term memory loss, so you keep forgetting what you saw.

    I can eat all the chocolate I want without gaining a single pound.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    edited September 2015
    Chocolate suddenly tastes terrible to you.

    I can make money appear in my wallet at any time
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    edited October 2015
    Corrupting my own superpower.

    The money is always foreign currency.

    I can resurrect old threads at will.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Cool, but they're all going to die again soon.
    I can eat the food I'm allergic to without a single problem.
  • _HunterKiller_
    _HunterKiller_ Posts: 544 Member
    edited October 2015
    the sun goes black everything dies and you starve.

    My erection is soo big the call me The Tripod. I beat criminals with my ridiculously large penis
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    But you only get an erection every full moon

    I have the power to turn evil people's skin inside out
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    It just makes them even more evil and powerful, though.

    I have the power to summon demons to do my bidding

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