Post your superpower. However, the poster below you gets to corrupt it

OneHundredToLose

For instance, if I post:

"I can fly"

The next poster could say:

"You can fly, but only at 1mph. I have laser vision."

And so on. What's your superpower?

joann

zcb94

^Aw! Too bad Superhusband will lose his strength tonight, and have to recharge each night.
I have x-ray vision, although it only works on other people/animals.

OneHundredToLose

zcb94 wrote: »

^Aw! Too bad Superhusband will lose his strength tonight, and have to recharge each night.
I have x-ray vision, although it only works on other people/animals.

You can only use your X-Ray vision at night

I can teleport

GreenGoddess22

You can teleport, but not with humans.

I can time travel.

Alluminati

But you can only travel to 1969 over and over again. I can make monkeys fly out of my butt.

OneHundredToLose

Your time traveling only works for the last hour

I can make any food appear before me

Alluminati

But the only food is cauliflower. I can make monies appear.

OneHundredToLose

You can make 1 cent per hour

I have super hearing

zcb94

You can only hear voices of people as they talk about you.
I can move through fire, and not feel any ill effects.

Letsdothis1984

You can only move through fire wearing a spandex suit

I can see the future

OneHundredToLose

The only future you can see is from the perspective of a random person in Africa.

I can survive in space with no space suit

nlayton75

I can manipulate reality. You will think you are suffocating until you do for real

zcb94

nlayton75 wrote: »

I can manipulate reality. You will think you are suffocating until you do for real

When you manipulate reality, it becomes all bad. I can see disaster happen, from any distance, and stop it in the nick of time.

OneHundredToLose

You can save everyone from disaster except for yourself.

I can control the weather

morning_joy

But you can only make it rain or snow

Super intelligence

Ajirvin

You can only be super intelligent for 1 minute at a time, and you can only use it once a day.

My senses are enhanced 1000x.

OneHundredToLose

You are driven insane by the fact that you can smell everyone's butts in extreme detail.

I can shoot lasers from my eyes

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

They only burn the clothes from any man you look at.

I can check out women without them noticing.

OneHundredToLose

They never notice you, even when you want them to

I can walk through walls

Ajirvin

You can only walk through one wall per building.

I have the power to transform into anyone I want

OneHundredToLose

Everyone else can type 120wpm

I have x-ray vision

Dutchy_77

you have x-ray vision but it hurts youre eyes!
i should lighting bolt out of my *kitten*!

lookin4gains

But it is accompanied with the worst diarrhea known to man

I can fly

ilfaith

...but only three feet off the ground

I can move objects with my mind

_m0lly

... but you can't control where I move them to!

I am immortal.

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zcb94

Creepy! Somebody else can do that to you, too.
I sneeze out peace.

OneHundredToLose

But you're the last person on earth

I have the power to have any power

SimpleGirlNoche

But your over-saturation of powers sends you into sensory overload making you vulnerable to bright lights and loud sounds.

I have the power of sound manipulation...

zcb94

Great! You accidentally make all sounds bang together, causing endless noise pollution.

I never tire!