Post your superpower. However, the poster below you gets to corrupt it

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OneHundredToLose
OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
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For instance, if I post:

"I can fly"

The next poster could say:

"You can fly, but only at 1mph. I have laser vision."

And so on. What's your superpower?
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  • joann
    joann Posts: 624 Member
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  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    ^Aw! Too bad Superhusband will lose his strength tonight, and have to recharge each night.
    I have x-ray vision, although it only works on other people/animals.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
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    zcb94 wrote: »
    ^Aw! Too bad Superhusband will lose his strength tonight, and have to recharge each night.
    I have x-ray vision, although it only works on other people/animals.

    You can only use your X-Ray vision at night

    I can teleport
  • GreenGoddess22
    GreenGoddess22 Posts: 3,818 Member
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    You can teleport, but not with humans.

    I can time travel.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
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    But you can only travel to 1969 over and over again. I can make monkeys fly out of my butt.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
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    Your time traveling only works for the last hour

    I can make any food appear before me
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    edited September 2015
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    But the only food is cauliflower. I can make monies appear.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
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    You can make 1 cent per hour

    I have super hearing
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    You can only hear voices of people as they talk about you.
    I can move through fire, and not feel any ill effects.
  • Letsdothis1984
    Letsdothis1984 Posts: 329 Member
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    You can only move through fire wearing a spandex suit

    I can see the future
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
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    The only future you can see is from the perspective of a random person in Africa.

    I can survive in space with no space suit
  • nlayton75
    nlayton75 Posts: 67 Member
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    I can manipulate reality. You will think you are suffocating until you do for real
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    nlayton75 wrote: »
    I can manipulate reality. You will think you are suffocating until you do for real
    When you manipulate reality, it becomes all bad. I can see disaster happen, from any distance, and stop it in the nick of time.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
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    You can save everyone from disaster except for yourself.

    I can control the weather
  • morning_joy
    morning_joy Posts: 1,063 Member
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    But you can only make it rain or snow

    Super intelligence
  • Ajirvin
    Ajirvin Posts: 131 Member
    edited September 2015
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    You can only be super intelligent for 1 minute at a time, and you can only use it once a day.

    My senses are enhanced 1000x.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
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    You are driven insane by the fact that you can smell everyone's butts in extreme detail.

    I can shoot lasers from my eyes
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    They only burn the clothes from any man you look at.

    I can check out women without them noticing.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
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    They never notice you, even when you want them to

    I can walk through walls
  • Ajirvin
    Ajirvin Posts: 131 Member
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    You can only walk through one wall per building.

    I have the power to transform into anyone I want

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