I eat 4000 calories a day

thatsbroscience

usually around 1000 g carbs and over 500 g sugar

how long until im obese?

neanderthin

Monday, around 2:00................am

Alatariel75

Bro, do you even lift?

crevices

jealous.

thatsbroscience

Monday, around 2:00................am

shouldnt it have been 5 mondays ago?

Bro, do you even lift?

no, no i dont

jealous.

nothing to be jealous about


i just ate a lb of organic raisins

BrittanyErica

if you ate 4000 calories a day, 1000g of which were carbs, than you'd be eating strictly carbs. zero fat, and zero protein.
not sure if troll.. oorrr..

Alatariel75

if you ate 4000 calories a day, 1000g of which were carbs, than you'd be eating strictly carbs. zero fat, and zero protein.
not sure if troll.. oorrr..

you could totally do that if you only ate gummy bears.

BrittanyErica

if you ate 4000 calories a day, 1000g of which were carbs, than you'd be eating strictly carbs. zero fat, and zero protein.
not sure if troll.. oorrr..

you could totally do that if you only ate gummy bears.

just the thought of eating 4000 cals in gummy bears makes me sick

Alatariel75

if you ate 4000 calories a day, 1000g of which were carbs, than you'd be eating strictly carbs. zero fat, and zero protein.
not sure if troll.. oorrr..

you could totally do that if you only ate gummy bears.

just the thought of eating 4000 cals in gummy bears makes me sick

You could just have one of these a day?

MB_Positif

Isn't this the Paleo diet?

celtbell3

There are no words...

JisatsuHoshi

I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

Breakfast last Saturday:


...

Wetcoaster

I hope you sell something to help (insert Visalus,Advocare,Anything Dr Oz says,Shakeology,Juicing for a year.....blah blah blah

EDesq

8 months to a year...Forget the math, the Body does Not work that way! Let us know what happens, OK.


ETA: Only if it is meat and refined carbs. If you eat 4K cals a day in whole fresh veggies and fruit you will end up losing about 50 lbs. in a year.

thatsbroscience

if you ate 4000 calories a day, 1000g of which were carbs, than you'd be eating strictly carbs. zero fat, and zero protein.
not sure if troll.. oorrr..

exactly., although im pretty sure it would be impossible to eat ZERO fat/protein

high carb low fat low protein yes

Isn't this the Paleo diet?

quite the opposite of faileo. the faileo diet is low carb low calorie high fat high protein

nikilis

well, for a start, this should be in chit chat, fun and games cuz this is hypothetical/in jest/ trolling.

WE NEED MORE INFO!

height, weight, age!

i mean how could I figure out how soon till you are obese, you could be obese already.

INFO PLEASE. i wanna join in the game.

ROUGHLY THO:

if your TDEE was 2000 you would be going over by 14000cals a week. 3500cals is what people call a pound for loss or gain, so:

you could gain up to 4 pounds a week by "estimate" standards.

for when you would become obese.... INFO! ONFO!

12kfwilson

were you hung over and need a fix

nikilis

8 months to a year...Forget the math, the Body does Not work that way! Let us know what happens, OK.

if you level out to 2lb a week, thats 8lb a month, so 96lb in a year.

so yeh, you are pretty much right.

high 5!

tehboxingkitteh

if you ate 4000 calories a day, 1000g of which were carbs, than you'd be eating strictly carbs. zero fat, and zero protein.
not sure if troll.. oorrr..

you could totally do that if you only ate gummy bears.

just the thought of eating 4000 cals in gummy bears makes me sick

You could just have one of these a day?

Only if it comes in green.

Wetcoaster

I want to know where he gets his hair cut at and his fav movie.

nikilis

if you ate 4000 calories a day, 1000g of which were carbs, than you'd be eating strictly carbs. zero fat, and zero protein.
not sure if troll.. oorrr..

exactly., although im pretty sure it would be impossible to eat ZERO fat/protein

high carb low fat low protein yes

Isn't this the Paleo diet?

quite the opposite of faileo. the faileo diet is low carb low calorie high fat high protein

now everybody keep in mind, this is the first 4 posts on an account started this month from someone who has lost nothing soooo:


careful, cuz

amonkey794

I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

Breakfast last Saturday:


...

Looked at that days entry. Alright. No ice cream. Slightly disappointed.

neanderthin

if you ate 4000 calories a day, 1000g of which were carbs, than you'd be eating strictly carbs. zero fat, and zero protein.
not sure if troll.. oorrr..

exactly., although im pretty sure it would be impossible to eat ZERO fat/protein

high carb low fat low protein yes

Isn't this the Paleo diet?

quite the opposite of faileo. the faileo diet is low carb low calorie high fat high protein

now everybody keep in mind, this is the first 4 posts on an account started this month from someone who has lost nothing soooo:


careful, cuz

Never thought otherwise.

nikilis

I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

Breakfast last Saturday:


...

dude! thats what I'm talkin about!

*puts fist out to bump

Alatariel75

if you ate 4000 calories a day, 1000g of which were carbs, than you'd be eating strictly carbs. zero fat, and zero protein.
not sure if troll.. oorrr..

exactly., although im pretty sure it would be impossible to eat ZERO fat/protein

high carb low fat low protein yes

Isn't this the Paleo diet?

quite the opposite of faileo. the faileo diet is low carb low calorie high fat high protein

now everybody keep in mind, this is the first 4 posts on an account started this month from someone who has lost nothing soooo:


careful, cuz

Damn, I hate when I fall for a troll post and give up all my good gummy bear dieting advice for nothing.

neanderthin

I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

Breakfast last Saturday:


...

The good ol' Cyclical ketogenic diet.

simplyciera

I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

Breakfast last Saturday:


...

I'm not as upset about the amount of food as I am at the crispy M&M's. Really? We've talked about this. Peanut or nothing. Get it together.....

Alatariel75

I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

Breakfast last Saturday:


...

I'm not as upset about the amount of food as I am at the crispy M&M's. Really? We've talked about this. Peanut or nothing. Get it together.....

Sre they chrispy or pretzel? Blue is crispy in Australia (yuck) and pretzel in the USA (yum!)

thatsbroscience

well, for a start, this should be in chit chat, fun and games cuz this is hypothetical/in jest/ trolling.

WE NEED MORE INFO!

height, weight, age!

i mean how could I figure out how soon till you are obese, you could be obese already.

INFO PLEASE. i wanna join in the game.

ROUGHLY THO:

if your TDEE was 2000 you would be going over by 14000cals a week. 3500cals is what people call a pound for loss or gain, so:

you could gain up to 4 pounds a week by "estimate" standards.

for when you would become obese.... INFO! ONFO!

6'2
160
30


you need my blood type? how bout dosha type?

BenchPressingCats

Just eat it all before 8pm and you'll be golden, my dear!

simplyciera

I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

Breakfast last Saturday:


...

I'm not as upset about the amount of food as I am at the crispy M&M's. Really? We've talked about this. Peanut or nothing. Get it together.....

Sre they chrispy or pretzel? Blue is crispy in Australia (yuck) and pretzel in the USA (yum!)

If it's not peanut M&M's it's irrelevant! Yellow bag pride!
Even though chocolate covered pretzels are delish!