How is the MFPer above going to die?

FabulousFantasticFifty

She thought it would be funny to see if her tongue would get stuck on a frozen flag pole, it did! She froze to death waiting for someone to bring her a cup of warm water!

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15omega

Played with Fire
works.

slimgirljo15

He lost it...on a winding road.plummetted to the bottom of a deep ravine

15omega

Went for a walk on the wild side and was not heard from again. So many broken hearts left behind.

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slimgirljo15

Tortured...stabbed..rolled in plastic and dumped in the lake...possibly self inflicted

blu_de_ville

Trampled by kangaroos

15omega

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Tortured...stabbed..rolled in plastic and dumped in the lake...possibly self inflicted

Note to self: do not get on the wrong side of this lady.

Absinthe induced coma.

slimgirljo15

Tied to a stake and slowly rotated over a fire

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15omega

Honey poured on her privates and placed on a fire ant hill

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tcarp8

Common cold

15omega

sunn_lighter wrote: »

AIDS

We make a great drug for that and it is now a chronic disease state with a life expectancy of only two years less than a non-infected person. Only sad it took so long to get to this place.

Motorcycle accident

slimgirljo15

Kidnapped and held for ransom..he was slowly dimembered as body parts were sent to family mrmbers..who couldn't afford the ransom..the final memory..was watching as they sliced his chest open ..and ripped his still beating heart from his chest.....
Well thats what I was told ..

@sunn_lighter

15omega

Dismembered zombie came back to get her. He was heartless

slimgirljo15

mustloseit56 wrote: »

Dismembered zombie came back to get her. He was heartless

...
Dysentery..

blu_de_ville

Pogo stick related accident

jennifer_417

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMdv2wRaqo4

ThatFatAsianNerd

Alone, while chained to a wall made of stones.
In a haunted castle, out in the maddening seas.
Barely breathing, small whispers of the name of his love to come find him.

15omega

Tried to go over the falls in a barrel

slimgirljo15

Sewed into a sleeping bag with two hungry rats ..ate him alive

15omega

Was wearing rattlesnake venom laced lipstick for her next victim and licked her lips in anticipation.

slimgirljo15

I got a rattlesnack bite on my cheek..the one I sit on..he sucked out the venom..but accidently swallowed

15omega

Oh boy. I think I'll just die.

slimgirljo15

..lol..I think he was having some kind of sexy day dream..he just keeled over with a smile on his face...

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