How is the MFPer above going to die?
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He lost it alright..totally went bananas.jumped into the gorilla enclosure at the zoo...0
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Thought @mustloseit56 was befriending the gorillas and jumped in after him...0
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The jeepers creepers monster wanted her smile.0
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He dreamed about having the car in his profile picture so much that one night it manifested on top of his bed. Surprisingly he wasn't crushed to death, though. He died of carbon monoxide poisoning from the emissions.0
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Breast augmentation surgery mishap
Lag can be a funny thing..Im leaving it
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Has a very small bathroom ..protein fart ..gassed himself...0
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She walked into the also, absurdly small house of @csbnga and died of dead body and protein gas fumes0
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Choked on Turkish taffy0
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Over dosed on coffee0
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Was run over by a fancy Cadillac. It was the prettiest shade of blue.0
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Viagra OD...0
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Drank too much.
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mustloseit56 wrote: »Drank too much.
Oh you didn't..now thats just plain mean
I don't know how he died..honest..the cuffs weren't too tight ..I feed him and watered him in my basement....
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Basement flooded and she couldn't find the key to the cuffs0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »mustloseit56 wrote: »Drank too much.
Oh you didn't..now thats just plain mean
I don't know how he died..honest..the cuffs weren't too tight ..I feed him and watered him in my basement....
Sorry - didn't intend to be mean.
Slip her some cyanide and let her drift off while performing my own special autopsy.0 -
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He flexed too hard and his bicep tore out of his arm. He went into shock while trying to put it back in, and then bled out. It wasn't pretty.0
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I unplugged him from the MATRIX0
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He died in an insane Asylum thinking that everyone was in the matrix. He laid in bed all day wetting himself until one day, he didn't wake up. Maybe someone unplugged him from the matrix....0
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One too many hits of acid
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Run over by a 56 Chevy Bel Aire0
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Oooh I would love to have one of those!!!
She did not sit down shut up and hold on.0 -
Fell asleep at the wheel and fell into a ravine of crocodiles.0
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read the back of my tee shirt - the b*tch fell off.
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driving, mistook left pedal for right pedal0
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Dehydration0
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Maple syrup binge. They couldn't pump her stomach in time...she was already gone.0
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blew the worlds biggest bubblegum bubble..fell in ..suffocated0
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