How is the MFPer above going to die?

blu_de_ville

He died smoking the me blunt

Wiz_Joe

Didn't pass, choked to death

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3AAnn3

In her sleep at age 110.

handyrunner

The tennis ball on an old lady's walker flew off and hit her killing her instantly

slimgirljo15

Tree limb feel on his head...
Or was it a dirty sofa...
Something fell on his head

slimgirljo15

He was with @leut_underpants in a small car...
Protein farts filled the car ..they were asphyxiated by the fumes ...

HappilyDistracted

Constipation

slimgirljo15

Dysentery

HappilyDistracted

Dismembered

slimgirljo15

farted and her guts fell out ..

HappilyDistracted

Head exploded from pressure... Went pop like a balloon

slimgirljo15

Blood loss...ran into Lorena bobbit

HappilyDistracted

Trying to slide into his car like Duke's of Hazard... Sliced his head right off

slimgirljo15

A thousand papercuts

slimgirljo15

Tortured..drained of all body fluids

HappilyDistracted

Drunken dare... Tried to eat a jelly fish

HappilyDistracted

Playing with a bear cub... Was really cute until mama bear showed up and mauled him

Wiz_Joe

Car crash

blu_de_ville

Fell off a building "accidently"

HappilyDistracted

Freak death...Sneezed to hard

slimgirljo15

Guillotine

Wiz_Joe

@csbnga killed by a bolt gun

@slimgirljo15 exterminated with fellow retards

slimgirljo15

Bee sting..he's allergic

HappilyDistracted

Was hiding with a large bag of peanuts and mischievous grin... elephants trampled him.

Wiz_Joe

Random street shoot out, was a four fifth.

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slimgirljo15

Bad batch of crack

slimgirljo15

Hit by a bat while lurking in the bushes..oops thought that you were a burglar..

I was aware it was on purpose ....
Figured you'd enjoy a thread where you could kill me..welcome..