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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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eaten by his exwives0
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Bashed over the head by future Stanley cup champions the Oilers0
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texting while driving0
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The noose0
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picking her nose..dug to far0
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His medal was made of a rare metal....poisoned him..0
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Eating a chicken sandwich listening to Mama Cass?0
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Hat blew off. Chased it down the street, ran into a road. Was eaten by a lion0
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Chin accident0
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Lol
He died from the stupid0 -
The stupid had a shockwave, took her out too0
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Thisnameischosen wrote: »Lol
He died from the stupid
Hahaha love this
Popped a vein while lifting ..0 -
abducted by aliens to perform weird sex experiments with...
they've decided to keep her0 -
Bad case of varicose veins0
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over spun her spinning bike..popped the restraints..took of at high speed and crashed through window0
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Getting his medal caught in a lifts door0
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Proved one of his conspiracy theories was correct and assassinated to stop him publicising it.0
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killed by her great grandson in a weird Time Travel accident0
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After a very long and happy life surrounded by loved ones
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Orgasm marathon. Died with the biggest smile on her face any undertaker has ever recorded.0
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flamenco marathon..couldn't last past hour 780
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Doing the horizontal dance..only lasted 12 hours0
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made the mistake of asking the wrong person
"is that all you got"0 -
Frostbite0
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stared at the wrong turtle. RIP.0
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A thousand paper cuts0
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Jumped out of a plane for sky diving, but forgot to put her parachute on first.0
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Falling down a bottomless pit made of the softest moss mankind has ever known.0
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While making a green smoothy too much spinach was used causing death. Spinach is a killer, really.0
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Killed by the same bear trying to protect me, or the salmon...I just don't know!0
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