How is the MFPer above going to die?

mandipandi75

Suffocation... constricted between strong thighs

HappilyDistracted

Thighs got too large and exploded

SeptemberSun_1333

Was hit by a chunk of thigh and gristley stuff

handyrunner

From laughter...it's not everyday you see someone get hit with thigh chunk

slimgirljo15

Auto erotica...you just had to go that extra minute

blu_de_ville

Airplane crash

SeptemberSun_1333

A giggle fit that cut off her airway

HappilyDistracted

Played Humpty Dumpty on the Great Wall of China

slimgirljo15

Shark attack

handyrunner

Bunny attack

slimgirljo15

Jo attack...heart give out

HappilyDistracted

Followed the lemmings off the cliff

slimgirljo15

Her kid turned on her

blu_de_ville

She chased a sexy fire fighter in a burning building

RunTimer

asphyxiation..gigled to death

slimgirljo15

Tickled to death

HappilyDistracted

Was standing under the zip line. All you hear was the thud of Jo landing on him.

Thisnameischosen

Jo was aiming for him and she was naked

You die in an explosion in a paint factory. You were trying to make a new shade of orange called gun powder... You got the ingredients wrong.

finny11122

Hit and run by santa claus

Wiz_Joe

Worst hangover ever

FabulousFantasticFifty

He Spelled his name out peeing on the wrong person's snowy lawn

RunTimer

poisoned lipstick

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was trying a new yoga position ( naked of course) and somehow strangled himself with his own hair!

RunTimer

crushed in well intentioned group hug

ClubSilencio

fell asleep at the wheel of a bumper car at the county fair

slimgirljo15

Psycho got him..he was victim no 5

slimgirljo15

csbnga wrote: »

Tree fell on her during storm, crushed by wood

...his wood got stuck in a lathe..died from blood loss ...

_Sparky_

Leaped from Lovers Leap

Jess1989ica

Went into a tree while skiing

Thisnameischosen

Hair got caught in her hairdryer, as she was trying to free her self she slipped and fell in the bath. Frazzled to death.