How is the MFPer above going to die?

_Sparky_

Was singing "I believe I can fly" and she really did..

PS it wasnt my leg LOL

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slimgirljo15

Shark attack

_Sparky_

Mad scientist used him for experiments

Wiz_Joe

Swallowed his teeth

_Sparky_

Nicked his neck on his first attempt at shaving.. bled to death

slimgirljo15

Influenza

_Sparky_

Electric Chair

slimgirljo15

Bungee jump..cord too long

_Sparky_

lmao we were doing a duel jump..

slimgirljo15

Trampled by a goat..

_Sparky_

Her paparazzi did her in

slimgirljo15

Trampled in the great boxing day sales of 2015

_Sparky_

They were madness LOL

She screamed herself to death at a Adelle concert!

Wiz_Joe

SUDEP

RunTimer

saving a litter of kittens from a burning building

taco_inspector

Hit by a train...
... OK, really Failed battery....

The battery in his cellphone will fail, causing him to be unaware of the time of day. Unknowingly, @RunTimer will head out for a bit of a warm-up along the railroad tracks and begin to jog/run to the north. Sadly, due to his inability to be precise on time, his run will have started just minutes before the express uses these same tracks to head north. The quick moving express train (70mph, 113km/h) overtakes our dear @RunTimer unseen from the rear, painting the cold-steel rails with his fat-less corpse.

Thisnameischosen

Sink hole swallowed him right up

RunTimer

not dead..living inside the belly of a whale ..waiting for @standenvernet to find her

codzworth

Mauled to death by a pack of rabid chihuahuas

Bonny132

Contracted Ebola at a wild Tupperware party

RunTimer

said chihuahuas, not knowing that that was @standenvernet's trigger word.

when the dust cleared @standenvernet had resumed his bruce banner appearance, but all that was left of @codzworth was his watch, cell phone, and smoking ashes

Wiz_Joe

Angry chicken flock

RunTimer

wrong place at wrong time...severe Allergic reaction to pigeon poop

Bonny132

Not an allergic reaction to chicken poop but an instant anxiety attack leading to a major heart attack as the pigeons kept moving closer (the breadcrumbs @RunTimer kept spreading did not help, especially not when he collapsed spreading them all over his body)

Wiz_Joe

smoked a blunt of roach poop

codzworth

Probed to death by aliens

Wiz_Joe

Vibration on phone while taking a selfie at age 96

blu_de_ville

Got killed for cheating in a game of go fish

handyrunner

Her porn addiction got the best of her!!!