How is the MFPer above going to die?

Thisnameischosen · December 2015

^^ Wisper overdose

finny11122 · December 2015

By my hands

Thisnameischosen · December 2015

Gassed himself to death with his own aftershave.

taco_inspector · December 2015

Boston Steamer, self-inflicted

handyrunner · December 2015

Stuffed some kielbasa down his pants..you know to emphasize things..but was attacked by a hungry Rottweiler

ThatFatAsianNerd · December 2015

Wiz_Joe wrote: »

Trying to be black.. got shot in the streets

With the exception of Anderson Silva and Jon Jones, black guys can neither fight nor hold/aim a gun right, so this would be an impossibility.

taco_inspector · December 2015

drove by @ScorpioJack_91 on a run and honked at him...

RunTimer · December 2015

political protest..handcuffed himself to the wrong lampost

handyrunner · December 2015

Wanted to see if a bear *kitten* in the woods.. He found out but the bear didn't appreciate the intrusion

Bonny132 · December 2015

The bear started a fart competition, Bear 1 human 0

handyrunner · December 2015

Judged a bear/human fart contest.. There are no winners

slimgirljo15 · December 2015

I broke him...

Rawlings124 · December 2015

She tried to break me

Rawlings124 · December 2015

R U kidding?

Love Jersey girls though.

Rear ended at a stoplight by someone sextimg on MFP.

novelle21 · December 2015

In a zombie apocalypse but not killed by zombies, tripped and fell on your head while running away from zombies.

slimgirljo15 · December 2015

Tripped while walking to the kitchen with a wine glass..stem broke off and penetrated her heart as she fell

Rawlings124 · December 2015

Plane was shot down over Russian airspace.

novelle21 · December 2015

Fell down the rabbit hole and ended up in Wonderland. Then killed by the Queen of Hearts. "OFF WITH THE HEAD!"

Rawlings124 · December 2015

Assisted sucicide

novelle21 · December 2015

Murdered by drug lord

Svanel · December 2015

Killed by Knuckles from a renowned underground mafia group in NY

Rawlings124 · December 2015

Swims with the fishes for taking out a made man

blu_de_ville · December 2015

Trampled by faun

slimgirljo15 · December 2015

Poisoned by her ex

Rawlings124 · December 2015

Garment caught in machinery

novelle21 · December 2015

Suffocated with a plastic bag by a serial killer

blu_de_ville · December 2015

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Poisoned by her ex

@Luke_I_am_your_spotter he put arsenic in our pizza

HappilyDistracted · December 2015

Hand caught in machinery trying to save garment

novelle21 · December 2015

OD-ed

Rawlings124 · December 2015

Was at a birthday party where they had a piñata and got too close when the bat was swung.

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