How is the MFPer above going to die?

LiftingRiot

She is riding a reindeer at a Christmas Festival and falls off

ilfaith

Bad reaction to the tear gas the cops used to break up the lifting riot

Rawlings124

Didn't seek shelter during a hurricane

slimgirljo15

Slipped shaving using a cut throat razor

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Thisnameischosen

Roundhouse kick off a kangaroo

Rawlings124

Hunger games her name was chosen

slimgirljo15

Severe indigestion..

Rawlings124

Severe digestion

LiftingRiot

tried wrestling a tiger

Jerzeegirl13

Heart attack during sex

Wiz_Joe

Boredom

handyrunner

Tried to wrestle a wood chipper

handyrunner

Tried to wrestle a wood chipper

Wiz_Joe

Being covered with tuna and thrown into a pit of hungry kittens

RunTimer

adopted his 77th cat before he realized he had a fatal allergy

handyrunner

Over indulged on hog maw

slimgirljo15

Fell into the bear enclosure at the zoo...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Thought it would be exciting to do "it" in the Croc enclosure

novelle21

Got famous...too famous...and.....trampled to death by her fans

OneHundredToLose

She was attacked by an escaped mental patient wielding a machete. She was chopped into little bits and spread across 10 dumpsters.

novelle21

Kidnapped by a cereal killer, forced fed cereal everyday till he died

FabulousFantasticFifty

Shootout with the police!

OneHundredToLose

Tried to find out what chloroform smelled like while driving

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was run over by a large SUV!

Wiz_Joe

Shot by a secret lover

Alanakrahenbil

Suffocating while searching for the needle in a haystack

slimgirljo15

Choked on a bone

Wiz_Joe

suffocated while having hot tub sex

novelle21

Skinned ALIVEEEEEEEEE and then died from the pain