How is the MFPer above going to die?

slimgirljo15

Hit by a car..it wasnt the initial collision but when the driver backed up to see how she was he accidentally ran over her again ...

Thisnameischosen

I killed her in a fit of rage when I found out her mfp password and read her private messages.

slimgirljo15

Lol....good morning messages enrage you
She died of old age..surrounded by her loved ones

jacques57

too much catfish....

Rawlings124

Bitten by a brown recluse.

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FabulousFantasticFifty

The Kissing Disease

handyrunner

Licking toad in the amazon

slimgirljo15

Axe murder hacked him to bits

handyrunner

Slipped on a banana peel straight into a trash compactor

slimgirljo15

Parasitic worm..buried into his eye and into his brain...died frothing at the mouth and in terrible pain

TG040476

Not entirely clear but alcohol 4 guys a hotel room were involved

FabulousFantasticFifty

Thought it would impress the Ladies to mimic Houdini

slimgirljo15

A nut allergy..

Thisnameischosen

Evening Jo! Ready to die!?

This lady went on a drive down route 66, she ran out of petrol half way and had to walk through the desert.. She perished, dying thirsty, cold and alone.

slimgirljo15

Lol..bring it..

Appendix burst ..

Thisnameischosen

Spooned to death.

slimgirljo15

Forked repeatedly ..

handyrunner

Chummed

usmc01462

wood chipper

slimgirljo15

He forgot the safe word..I accidentally went to far ..ooops sorry

usmc01462

suffocation

LiftingRiot

overseas.. Oorah devil

usmc01462

semper fi

slimgirljo15

Stroke

usmc01462

my hands

Thisnameischosen

Witch cast a spell on him, made him dance the waltz until he died of exhaustion.

usmc01462

convulsions, lack of oxygen do to intense...........

slimgirljo15

Attacked by angry chickens..pecked her to death

Thisnameischosen

Snake bite