How is the MFPer above going to die?

usmc01462

handcuffed to the bottom of my pool

LiftingRiot

a angry protest against police

slimgirljo15

fell on scissors..didn't your mum tell you it was dangerous to run with scissors

Thisnameischosen

House fire.

handyrunner

Toilet overflowed and she drowned

usmc01462

run over with my truck several times

usmc01462

LOL@Toilet

LiftingRiot

diabetes

usmc01462

LMFAO...I got diabetes..lol

handyrunner

csbnga wrote: »

Butt stuck in a port a potty hole, died three days later

My worst fear haha

crssftlv

wore that clown mask and someone tore him up

usmc01462

hopefully you

Thisnameischosen

Neck was snapped during a wrestling match.

usmc01462

thrown in front of great white shark

handyrunner

Attacked by wolves

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EsdeathFarron

Supernova.

handyrunner

Sinkhole

JSurita3

stepped in quicksand

LiftingRiot

he lived in a fantasy world and died in an insane asylum

Thisnameischosen

Fishing accident. Got pulled over board by a giant catfish.

handyrunner

Fishing accident got pulled over by a tiny goldfish

FabulousFantasticFifty

Freak accident trying to be handy around the house.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He abandoned his Bronco to buy a Wagoneer, the truck got jealous, chased him down and ran him off the road!

usmc01462

heart attack trying to get her coffee back

FabulousFantasticFifty

Tried to pull a Semi with his teeth, he was stronger than he thought, pulled too hard and it rolled right over him!

handyrunner

Zumba accident
Killed herself and half the class with one thrust of a hip

usmc01462

lmao....Died in Zumba class from laughing so hard

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was doing a Comedy performance on Open Mike Night, The crowd started throwing tomatoes and bananas up on stage, he slipped, fell off stage and was impaled in the heart by one of the stilettos worn by the Lady he fell on!

RunTimer

while getting an dragon tatoo on her tuckus..found out (too late) she was allergic to ink