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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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On a treadmill she will tip on her shoe lace0
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Balance problems - hit his head while going through a door and never regained consciousness0
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Wingsuit mishap while skimming the Amazon in a section populated by aggressive surface-breaching piranha ...0
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Goes a little overboard with the butter, gets it all over the floor, forgets about it, and then slips on it and breaks his neck0
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tragic skydiving accident0
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didn't believe me when I told him about the 3rd rail0
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I killed him in a drunken rage.. Worst hangover ever..0
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Found Bigfoot family in the forest ... Was invited for dinner ... Was delicious.0
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Was terrified of the dentists, had a heart attack whilst getting a polish.0
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Attempted to solve the Rubik's Cube in under 4 seconds. Tore a hole in space-time and was pulled into a black hole.0
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Bear ate her0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Bear ate her
She ate the bear. Indigestion ate her.0 -
Auto erotica...took it too far0
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Got into a fight with a rabid Moose! He Beat the Moose but the rabies beat him!0
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Had a coffee before she went for a jog.. Ran so fast she traveled through time, she did a whole loop and ended up at the beginning. Was eaten by a dinosaur.0
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Drowned in her bathtub0
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In the sack, for sure!0
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Flexed so hard, her and popped out, bounced against the wall and then knocked her out. For good.0
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Stroke0
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Stroking0
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^^^
...bee sting ..anaphylaxis
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A game of Naked Twister gone wrong!0
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^^same..@Mrj183 was too rough on him too0
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auto collision..this selfie was his last0
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In my arms..old age0
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His timer ran out.0
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Died of happiness after having his beard stroked for 24 hours straight0
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went to sh** and the hogs ate him0
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Angry gorilla0
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