How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Took the hotdogs out of the microwave and ate them, without realizing that they consist entirely of MSG. Immediate seizure, lapsed into coma, and died several days later.0
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Tried to pronounce the name of the Welsh town, "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" ... Pulled their tongue muscle, couldn't eat or drink for days ... Died of dehydration.0
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*drops the mic*0
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Wait, so you're telling me that you just pronounced that? I don't buy it.0
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LOL0
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Stroke0
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trampled by a herd of kangaroos0
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Attacked by killer tomatoes0
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haha in an occult ritual sacrifice0
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Sheep shearing accident0
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Choked on a cherry pit0
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Choked on...0
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ran through a stop sign0
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Impaled ..0
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With a smile on her face0
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Drowned in her soup0
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Smothered..0
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eaten by a croc0
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Run over by a boat when swimming0
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boat accident trying to dodge swimmers0
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Suffocated motorboating0
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Fell of while rock climbing0
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Tetanus from a dirty lounge0
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Cat scratches... I told her not to go into the tiger enclosure....0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Suffocated motorboating
parachute didn't open and didn't have a reserve0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Tetanus from a dirty lounge
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Had an accident with a vaccum cleaner0
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Pigeon attack0
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