How is the MFPer above going to die?

schibsted750

Took the hotdogs out of the microwave and ate them, without realizing that they consist entirely of MSG. Immediate seizure, lapsed into coma, and died several days later.

jaymvita

Tried to pronounce the name of the Welsh town, "Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch" ... Pulled their tongue muscle, couldn't eat or drink for days ... Died of dehydration.

schibsted750

/thread

jaymvita

*drops the mic*

schibsted750

Wait, so you're telling me that you just pronounced that? I don't buy it.

jaymvita

Phonetically as per this guy:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/wales/11853790/Channel-4-weatherman-pronounces-longest-place-name-in-Wales-perfectly.html

schibsted750

LOL

slimgirljo15

Stroke

g44219

trampled by a herd of kangaroos

Bonny132

Attacked by killer tomatoes

g44219

haha in an occult ritual sacrifice

handyrunner

Sheep shearing accident

slimgirljo15

Choked on a cherry pit

handyrunner

Choked on...

g44219

ran through a stop sign

slimgirljo15

Impaled ..

Bonny132

With a smile on her face

handyrunner

Drowned in her soup

slimgirljo15

Smothered..

g44219

eaten by a croc

slimgirljo15

Run over by a boat when swimming

g44219

boat accident trying to dodge swimmers

slimgirljo15

Suffocated motorboating

handyrunner

Fell of while rock climbing

slimgirljo15

Tetanus from a dirty lounge

Bonny132

Cat scratches... I told her not to go into the tiger enclosure....

g44219

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Suffocated motorboating

Lol great way to go

parachute didn't open and didn't have a reserve

handyrunner

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Tetanus from a dirty lounge

I'm laughing on the inside!!!

slimgirljo15

Had an accident with a vaccum cleaner

handyrunner

Pigeon attack