How is the MFPer above going to die?

OneHundredToLose

A bacterial flesh eating disease took root in her mouth, but that's not what did her in. She became hysterical due to the pain and ran into traffic.

Wonderwomanvik

Shock

OneHundredToLose

Toxic shock

Wonderwomanvik

I ran over him with my invisible jet!

OneHundredToLose

Arrested for public indecency while using the bathroom in her invisible jet, was brutally beaten to death in the prison shower

Wonderwomanvik

I sucked the life out of him

OneHundredToLose

First person to die from consuming too much protein

Wonderwomanvik

OneHundredToLose wrote: »

First person to die from consuming too much protein

Lmao

Wonderwomanvik

He died of laughter

OneHundredToLose

She killed herself after my death, knowing there would be no one to top my humor ever again.

Wonderwomanvik

A succubus did it!

slimgirljo15

Incubus did her in ..

slimgirljo15

Mob of angry preschools..those rugrats were vicious

Wonderwomanvik

Mob of angry pigeons

Dustinryan24

staring contest

slimgirljo15

Piranha

Dustinryan24

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Piranha

lol that would suck

Wonderwomanvik

Mobbed for not playing the game properly

slimgirljo15

@dustinrenz24 At 99 surrounded by sweet naked buxom young things as they ravish his body ..better!!! Lol
@gonzalesvikki spent and exhausted after a tawdry night

OneHundredToLose

A gaggle of gregarious geese graciously grabbed her and gained gasps as they gloweringly gripped her to the ground, grazing upon her, grouping and grunting as she grimaced.

Wonderwomanvik

His tongue got caught in a Venus fly trap

slimgirljo15

Had a cold..and something in his mouth..couldn't breath

OneHundredToLose

First flung furiously, finally fell forward ferociously, fatally fracturing frail femurs fastidiously

FabulousFantasticFifty

Got tongue tied and lost circulation to his brain.

Wonderwomanvik

She drank from the wrong chalice.

suzreen

She tried to ignore me in a coffee shop. I took it REALLY personally, and and arranged for some contract killer grandmas to beat her to death with their canes.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Vikki's family believed in an eye for an eye!

suzreen

She insulted Donald Trump one time too many, and he sent Melania to sneak in her window and kill her with a straight razor, plus bite her in both ankles before she bled to death, just for good measure

FabulousFantasticFifty

Hahahahahahahahaha!

I've got nothing!
I hope never because she's awesomely hilarious!

suzreen

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Hahahahahahahahaha!

I've got nothing!
I hope never because she's awesomely hilarious!

Thanks, friend! She died by eating a poison apple that her evil stepmother, disguised as a witch, fed her, because she was just too cute and it was making everyone mad.