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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    edited February 2016
    Fell into a pit of snakes
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Lost the feeling in his feet and fell into a lava pit! :lol:
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    suzreen wrote: »
    She did not die, but had everlasting life!
    True. I kinda forgot about that!
    As for @FabulousFantasticFifty, she cheered too hard on Sunday and died of exhaustion.
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    In fire and brimstone
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Suicide..police are still trying to determine how she stabbed herself 43 times
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    Suicide..police are still trying to determine how she stabbed herself 43 times

    This is the third time I've committed suicide in this thread!


    She pissed off a gang of grannies who beat her to death with their purses
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Impaled on a stick
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    She slipped in a puddle of jello and landed on a gate.
  • VanillaGorillaUK
    VanillaGorillaUK Posts: 342 Member
    Attempting to sit on a public bench that lacked structural strength
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Swimming in the amazon a rare worm burrowed into her foot as she swam..6 weeks later she died in agony as they hatched from every orifice
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Well it was like this officer ...we were sparring..I was taking it easy on him and he said .."yeah you hit like a girl"..Boom....I showed him I didn't.

  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Well, you know Jo -- she is a true nature's child, and she was born to be WILD. So she fired all of her guns and once and exploded into space. What a drama ham - who will be able to top that?
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  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    scheduled a colonic with a stoner therapist who forgot to change out the tubes from the previous patient. In the following weeks developed complications from worms, hemorrhoids, and an inoperable anal fissure. She bled out over the course of 12 grueling days and was pronounced dead at the same hospital Blanche from the Golden Girls died at.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lets just say that electrical tools are not meant to be used as sex toys .... :o
  • jpaulie
    jpaulie Posts: 917 Member
    impaled with my love stick Jo, you will die happy
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    jpaulie wrote: »
    impaled with my love stick Jo, you will die happy

    Hi sweetheart :* ....in my arms ..with a smile
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Viagra OD
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    Zombie apocalypse. He was used as bait for the getaway team.
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    SMiled at an approaching dog. It was too late by the time he realized it was a rabid wolf!
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    edited February 2016
    She was on the titanic.. Having her picture painted when the ship went down.
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    He died in the forest. Everyone dies in the forest. I tried to tell him not to go there but he wouldn't listen.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    A suspicious rash that covered her entire body.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    The fool! One day he decided to tug on Superman's cape, spit into the wind, and worst of all, he messed around with Jim. That was the end of him.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Riding her bicycle to work...thought about how much she hated work ..realised her life was just work work work..so rode under the first bus...
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    She went swimming, in the ocean, in winter... When she got out of the water....
    A seagull pooped on her... Unfortunately it carried a rare disease that kills you slowly as you bleed from every pore.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    she farted inside a tanning booth and got burnt to char
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Died the same way while trying his damndest to smell it