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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Choked by having too much semen in her mouth
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evil! 0
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The semen was infected with syphilis0
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Tried to poison her mate but forgot which glass had the poison.0
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Soaking in the tub and a hair dryer thats plugged in on the counter falls in..zittt..zittt ..0
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She accidentally left her car engine running in the garage.0
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The earth swallowed her up.0
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She was transported into a virtual world where she had to kill to survive.... She couldn't bring herself to kill anyone...0
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She went around believing she was a superhero. She called herself Wonder woman Vik, and was busy fighting crime and righting wrongs when she was assasinated some joker0
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Out in her driveway playing in her sidecar ..yelling zoom ..zoom and playing pretend cops and robbers with her cap gun....neighbours thought she'd gone mad. .called the cops..
The saw her cap gun and they opened fire0 -
Ate too many cats0
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Choked on a sausage ...0
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wrong place wrong time...drive by shooting0
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Fell in the shower ..0
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in a 69 with me0
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Smh ..sparky ..thats original lol
Stuck a fork in a power point0 -
was holding me while I stuck it in0
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He ran into a burning building and never came out0
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Eaten by a shark while playing with the seals at LaJolla Cove0
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Kids tickled him to death0
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Choked on an apple core0
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Sexual asphyxiation0
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Lawnmower accident0
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Jo got him 0
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Gets hit in the head by a heavy kettlebell while standing too close to someone doing kb swings0
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Drone strike0
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Venezuelan equine encephalitis virus0
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Sort of died of shame -- committed hari kari when she failed to negotiate a super deal on her last car purchase, and her family, who are all notorious hagglers, would never let her live it down.0
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Stalker got her (wasnt me, I swear)0
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