How is the MFPer above going to die?

OneHundredToLose

Her death was caused by a broken heart. Like an actual broken heart. A broomstick impaled her in the chest and just broke her heart right in half. Doctors had never seen anything like it.

jbuzzed

It's true!!

Stopped eating while binge watching Supernatural and starved to death

MisterRok

Three fingered death grip

pie_eyes

Drank his tea at an exorbitant rate and flooded his organs

jbuzzed

Thought beer was tea and got alcohol poisoning

pie_eyes

jsummd wrote: »

Thought beer was tea and got alcohol poisoning

I would never do that

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moijo1

bungee jumping over a crocodile infested lake and the cord snapped

OneHundredToLose

Was flung from a car during a high speed police chase, and landed on a small child, killing them both instantly.

moijo1

i wouldnt call you a small child but sorry about that.. your deed now lol

GETU1N

Gerbil got lose from string and ate his heart

jbuzzed

Stabbed in the back by a friend

OneHundredToLose

Stabbed in the front by an enemy

meowmeowfitness

The lint man.

TUsphg8B4zrapVx

Zombiefied

lunidevojka

Didn't realize her hair iron cord had eater on it and was electrocuted. She was barely alive ad went on a killing spree, and ultimately fizzled out.

pie_eyes

Bacon

GETU1N

jsummd wrote: »

Stabbed in the back by a friend

Ouch!!

pie_eyes

Died of... acid ware

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Death by stage fright.

pie_eyes

Death by screaming duck

Dez11B

Drowned saving a baby duck

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ebonymph18

Tooooo muchhhhh Xanax

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jbuzzed

Did not charm the snake. Snake coiled around and sunk his venomous fangs in

jbuzzed

Elevator cable snapped plunged to death

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jbuzzed

Fell off runway during fashion show she starred in. Broke neck