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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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She chokes on her Lime Jello!0
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giant mousetrap0
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Fell backwards down the stairs0
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Silversonnet wrote: »Stood me up for dinner[/quote
I never miss a date , so im safe as houses .
you got to find another way to kill me0 -
She got electrocuted by her Blender!0
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choked on a red lipstick0
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he tried to pinch my bottle of baileys!0
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Cellmate got too rough after lights out. Died of internal bleeding.0
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Listening to music while riding her bicycle. She didn't even hear them shouting to stop.0
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Selfie Stick Incident0
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Horse was spooked and threw her. She rolled down a hill and off a cliff into the open air.0
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Silversonnet wrote: »Jealous ex lover poisoned his ovaltine
I caught her poisoning my ovaltine0 -
Silversonnet wrote: »ljonesy311 wrote: »Silversonnet wrote: »Jealous ex lover poisoned his ovaltine
I caught her poisoning my ovaltine
That doesn't describe either of us dying
You got me, now you must die, mmmmmmwwwwwahahahahahahahahahaha0 -
Didn't notice the downed power lines until they arced and lit up his world.0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She chokes on her Lime Jello!
Lol.. Yea... I don't think it will be j-e-l-l-o!!!
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She was having such a great time riding the coasters she forgot to keep her hands and arms inside at all times...0
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Killed himself ironing cottons0
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Silversonnet wrote: »Was miming Romeo and Juliet when a giant bear came crashing through the streets of Japan and swallowed him whole
Wait a minute... What lol!!!
She sun bathing on a beach and got struck by lightning!!!
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Attempting to throat punch me0
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Nice!!!0
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Oh yeah bolder smash0
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Silversonnet wrote: »ljonesy311 wrote: »Attempting to throat punch me
But how did i die? Did you throat punch me?
You missed and hit your head on the corner of countertop0 -
Heart attack0
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He couldn't solve the sphinx's riddle.0
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Choke on rabbit bone0
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Was staring somebody down while walking across the street and didn't see the open manhole cover.0
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Died of heart asphyxiation0
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Tripped while carrying a knife and impaled self0
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Tightened her corset too tight and couldn't breathe.0
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