How is the MFPer above going to die?

FabulousFantasticFifty

She chokes on her Lime Jello!

finny11122

giant mousetrap

pie_eyes

Fell backwards down the stairs

finny11122

Silversonnet wrote: »

Stood me up for dinner[/quote
I never miss a date , so im safe as houses .

you got to find another way to kill me

FabulousFantasticFifty

She got electrocuted by her Blender!

moijo1

choked on a red lipstick

moijo1

he tried to pinch my bottle of baileys!

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Cellmate got too rough after lights out. Died of internal bleeding.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Listening to music while riding her bicycle. She didn't even hear them shouting to stop.

uggins311

Selfie Stick Incident

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Horse was spooked and threw her. She rolled down a hill and off a cliff into the open air.

uggins311

Silversonnet wrote: »

Jealous ex lover poisoned his ovaltine

I caught her poisoning my ovaltine

uggins311

Silversonnet wrote: »

ljonesy311 wrote: »

Silversonnet wrote: »

Jealous ex lover poisoned his ovaltine

I caught her poisoning my ovaltine

That doesn't describe either of us dying

You got me, now you must die, mmmmmmwwwwwahahahahahahahahahaha

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Didn't notice the downed power lines until they arced and lit up his world.

GETU1N

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

She chokes on her Lime Jello!

Lol.. Yea... I don't think it will be j-e-l-l-o!!!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She was having such a great time riding the coasters she forgot to keep her hands and arms inside at all times...

pie_eyes

Killed himself ironing cottons

GETU1N

Silversonnet wrote: »

Was miming Romeo and Juliet when a giant bear came crashing through the streets of Japan and swallowed him whole

Wait a minute... What lol!!!
She sun bathing on a beach and got struck by lightning!!!

uggins311

Attempting to throat punch me

GETU1N

Nice!!!

GETU1N

Oh yeah bolder smash

uggins311

Silversonnet wrote: »

ljonesy311 wrote: »

Attempting to throat punch me

But how did i die? Did you throat punch me?

You missed and hit your head on the corner of countertop

pie_eyes

Heart attack

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

He couldn't solve the sphinx's riddle.

GETU1N

Choke on rabbit bone

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was staring somebody down while walking across the street and didn't see the open manhole cover.

pie_eyes

Died of heart asphyxiation

jbuzzed

Tripped while carrying a knife and impaled self

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Tightened her corset too tight and couldn't breathe.