How is the MFPer above going to die?

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LiftingRiot

She likes to stare into the sun and why she has to wear glasses today. Unfortunately she became entranced by the sun while at the grand canyon. She walked over the edge while reaching for the sun

FabulousFantasticFifty

Jason's Mom is gonna Decapitate him at Summer Camp! ;p

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LiftingRiot wrote: »

She likes to stare into the sun and why she has to wear glasses today. Unfortunately she became entranced by the sun while at the grand canyon. She walked over the edge while reaching for the sun

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finny11122

real life slasher movie

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OneHundredToLose

She stuck her head out of the window while doing 90mph. A bug hit her glasses, sending shards of the lens deep into her brain.

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FabulousFantasticFifty

He marries a Black Widow!

lunidevojka

while on vacation , he got bit by strange bug and died miserably days later.

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OneHundredToLose

sunn_lighter wrote: »

pills and liquor combo.

That's probably one of the more likely scenarios I've been given here

lunidevojka

while crossing the street, didn't notice the oncoming bicyclists and was run over, repeaditly.

lunidevojka

while taking a gym selfie a good number of times, didn't notice the dangling fixture and was crushed to death.

Sparky_1113

http://youtu.be/WDpipB4yehk

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MisterRok

Heartbroken uncle

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LiftingRiot

She keeps buying larger and larger cameras to take selfies. She buys one that is so big it falls on her and crushes her. And homeschooled

pie_eyes

Died of being too handsome

wjstoj

Angered coworkers one too many times with the Geico camel "Guess What Day It Is" quote

LiftingRiot

She prophesied her own death

GETU1N

Tied to the ground then misted with water and sprinkled with sugar next to an ant pile

Nicki_G724

wow some of you have twisted minds...I LIKE IT!

The fish in the background became demented and ended up waiting for you to get into bed and then ate you alive...

OneHundredToLose

Right after she took that photo, a car crashed through the wall just to her right. She wasn't killed by the car though, it hit a bookshelf and her life was ended when she took the corner of an encyclopedia to the dome.

JSurita3

Tragically slipped in the tub from having too much whiskey.

pie_eyes

Kept talking and didn't stop for air

OneHundredToLose

Tried to beat the world record for most Milwaukee's Bests consumed in a 10 minute period. After 20, his stomach ruptured, causing massive septicemia as well as alcohol poisoning.

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