How is the MFPer above going to die?

OneHundredToLose

Died of a broken heart when the lead singer of Blood On The Dance Floor OD'd on heroin.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Drives a Steam Roller off a cliff after running over innocent bystanders!

lunidevojka

Was one of the innocent bystanders, so she vowed vengeance and hunted him down, stabbed and slashed his throat and she died of happiness having her revenge fulfilled.

finny11122

Summoned a demon on her Quija board .

OneHundredToLose

Had his face melted off at a Sabaton / Alestorm concert

FabulousFantasticFifty

An Earwig that was in his headphones enters his ear then eats his brain!

lunidevojka

Dived head first into an empty pool cause he was delirious from all the drugs he mixed.

finny11122

Was coming to dublin for a sabaton - Alestorm concert and the plane crashed
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OneHundredToLose

Tried to transfer her spirit into a doll like in that one movie. Turns out it doesn't work that way.

lunidevojka

Tried to summon a genie from a rusty lamp but turns it or was covered in acid.

OneHundredToLose

Was sitting on the ledge of a tall building while pretending to be a vampire, and a strong gust of wind pushed her over the edge.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Friend bet him he couldn't eat a glass bottle. He won the bet but the glass sliced through his stomach.

Tonydevolanii

step on a banana

jbuzzed

Studied so hard he caused a brain aneurysm

OneHundredToLose

She died of acute death syndrome

jbuzzed

accidentally hacked into real life war games and set a nuke off on his house

Wiz_Joe

Jeopardized Seizure Unintenionally Moving Most Dic*s

OneHundredToLose

He Was Executed After Committing A Capital(ization) Offense

pie_eyes

His gaming controller exploded

meowmeowfitness

A bird will fly into his face, steal his sunglasses and peck him in the eyeballs to leave him there to bleed .. Yeah that's all I got

lunidevojka

Drank an expired bottle of wine that made her hallucinate and she tried staying under water like a mermaid and drowned .

lunidevojka

Drained him of all his blood since I was dry

pie_eyes

meowmeowfitness wrote: »

A bird will fly into his face, steal his sunglasses and peck him in the eyeballs to leave him there to bleed .. Yeah that's all I got

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jbuzzed

Bit by poisonous snake while ufo chasing in the desert

pie_eyes

Went blonde for a day and fell through a hole

lunidevojka

Stumbled into a dragons lair, pissed it off and was burned alive.

proudseal

OneHundredToLose wrote: »

He Was Executed After Committing A Capital(ization) Offense

Died in the line of duty as grammar police officer. Was pursuing panda who eats, shoots and leaves.

lunidevojka

Was trampled to death by a bunch of dalmations.

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Licked a poison dart frog by mistake after hearing licking frogs can get you high.