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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Died of a broken heart when the lead singer of Blood On The Dance Floor OD'd on heroin.0
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Drives a Steam Roller off a cliff after running over innocent bystanders!0
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Was one of the innocent bystanders, so she vowed vengeance and hunted him down, stabbed and slashed his throat and she died of happiness having her revenge fulfilled.0
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Summoned a demon on her Quija board .0
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Had his face melted off at a Sabaton / Alestorm concert0
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An Earwig that was in his headphones enters his ear then eats his brain!0
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Dived head first into an empty pool cause he was delirious from all the drugs he mixed.0
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Was coming to dublin for a sabaton - Alestorm concert and the plane crashed
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Tried to transfer her spirit into a doll like in that one movie. Turns out it doesn't work that way.0
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Tried to summon a genie from a rusty lamp but turns it or was covered in acid.0
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Was sitting on the ledge of a tall building while pretending to be a vampire, and a strong gust of wind pushed her over the edge.0
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Friend bet him he couldn't eat a glass bottle. He won the bet but the glass sliced through his stomach.0
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step on a banana0
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Studied so hard he caused a brain aneurysm0
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She died of acute death syndrome0
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accidentally hacked into real life war games and set a nuke off on his house0
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Jeopardized Seizure Unintenionally Moving Most Dic*s0
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He Was Executed After Committing A Capital(ization) Offense0
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His gaming controller exploded0
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A bird will fly into his face, steal his sunglasses and peck him in the eyeballs to leave him there to bleed .. Yeah that's all I got0
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Drank an expired bottle of wine that made her hallucinate and she tried staying under water like a mermaid and drowned .0
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Drained him of all his blood since I was dry
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meowmeowfitness wrote: »A bird will fly into his face, steal his sunglasses and peck him in the eyeballs to leave him there to bleed .. Yeah that's all I got
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Bit by poisonous snake while ufo chasing in the desert0
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Went blonde for a day and fell through a hole0
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Stumbled into a dragons lair, pissed it off and was burned alive.0
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OneHundredToLose wrote: »He Was Executed After Committing A Capital(ization) Offense
Died in the line of duty as grammar police officer. Was pursuing panda who eats, shoots and leaves.0 -
Was trampled to death by a bunch of dalmations.0
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Licked a poison dart frog by mistake after hearing licking frogs can get you high.0
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