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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Fart so much0
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Duck turned on him0
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Went kayaking in the ocean and didn't see the crocodile.0
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thepetrovafire wrote: »Was trampled to death by a bunch of dalmations.
Was also trampled by dalmatians. They just kept running.0 -
Had a stroke that left her paralyzed, then was eaten alive by her dog.0
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Had a bad break. The bone went through the skin and it led to infection. Died of septicemia.0
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Attacked by possessed stuffed animals0
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Competed in a chimichanga eating marathon. His heart exploded.0
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Got pinkeye from a wild boar, it got super infected .. The pinkess turned into liquid and the liquid poisened her. I have a fabulous imagination!0
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sunn_lighter wrote: »cancer
Someone in my family has that right now and I really took that to heart.. I know you didn't know though.
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The Iron Lotus.
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Tortured and vivisected by a serial killer.0
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Somebody watched one too many cartoons and put a small anvil above her door.0
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He burned in the sun for being a vampire0
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All his stuffed animals same to life, assaulted him sexually and than killed him, slowly.0
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thepetrovafire wrote: »All his stuffed animals same to life, assaulted him sexually and than killed him, slowly.
Oh my. I'm both turned on and scared of you @thepetrovafire.
Aids contracted by sharing syringes. @sunn_lighter0 -
Got raped to death by werewolfs0
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Boiled alive by cannibals.0
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Tried to stiff her drug dealer and got shot a few times and bled to death0
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A gamma ray burst hit her. Instead of turning into the incredible hulk, she just got rapid onset cancer of every system and died a day later.0
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