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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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In the middle of heart pounding sex. Just too much for that sweet lil heart0
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Died from blood loss after a jealous husband gave him the snip0
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Went to northern hemisphere in dead of winter unprepared0
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Tried to attack Russia in winter.0
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Was mauled by a bear, but died of old age after surviving the encounter with some badass scars0
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Won a hot dog eating - and poof0
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Russian roulette fail0
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Was shot to the neck while playing a deadly game of cards.0
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Ran out of fake blood for her Halloween costume so she decided to use some real blood. Cut down the street, not across the road.0
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Got ran over for not looking both ways before crossing0
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Got ran over by her bathtub0
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Was shocked by a loose cable wire while waiting on a bus stop bench.0
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Thought she really was bat girl - gravity prevailed ... splat0
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Too many viagra
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Thought he was Batman0
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hero gone bad, a vigilante caught up with him and electrocuted him to death.0
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Got lost in the woods and frostbite did her in0
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Attempted a rescue after one to many nights of 007 binges and failed.0
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A tragic accident involving hair gel and a curling iron. No one knows the specifics.0
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He couldn't logon to mfp ..the resulting frustration cause a blood vessel to pop in his head0
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While slinging back drinks at the bar she didn't notice the jealous bartender slip poison in her whiskey.0
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Fell asleep drunk under a full moon in his car and got his throat ripped open with a five claw portable short arm garden rake!!! Pay or don't borrow...0
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Drive by shooting0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Drive by shooting
Lol.. WOW0 -
Choking on sunflower seeds.0
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Went into the corn maze and never came out.0
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Salty_Sauce wrote: »Choking on sunflower seeds.
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Zombie attack..0
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Fall in the toilet0
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Dog attack0
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